Granted, but you can’t wish for anything involving green; green is not a creative color.
I wish green was a creative color.
Granted, but you go blind and can no longer enjoy any color.
I wish Mozilla would finally release a version of Firefox without any memory leaks.
Granted, but your computer will only permit Internet Explorer to run (not any other browser)
I wish Internet Explorer wasn’t so freaking slow.
Granted, your router becomes so freaking slow.
I wish the universe would implode and everything become nothing.
Granted, but you regain your virginity indefinitely.
I wish the SpongeAPI was at a stage where you could create a working plugin.
EDIT:
you don’t need the “== true” or “== false”. Just leave it as “user.wantsChocolate() && chocolate.hasMold()” - Just cleaning up your code a little.
Granted but Chocolate makes your computer explode.
I wish that this thread wasn’t so long.
Granted, but it’s deleted and replaced by one twice as long about something boring.
I wish data organized its self.
Granted, but there is no data.
I wish I wasn’t supposed to be doing math right now.
Granted, you are now doing rocket science.
I wish everything was free.
Granted, nobody gets payed to work, so nothing happens, we go back to the Stone Age.
I wish there was an automatic hygiene machine.
Granted, but it makes you smell worse and hurts you.
I wish for this thread to get longer.
Granted, but you accidentally started a flame war. Good job you moron.
I wish I could cook better.
Granted, your food ends up looking better but tastes horrible.
I wish I could see into the future.
Granted, but every future event you see ends up as an extremely saddening event.
I wish I could own a massive technology company like Google.
Granted. You run EA.
I wish every1 did not h8 microsoft.
Granted, but they hate you instead.
I wish WINE ran any windows program perfectly on Linux
Granted, but every Linux based OS is discontinued.
I wish video games didn’t contain bugs anymore.
Granted, but they’re called insects :P.
I wish the Wii didnt exist
Granted, It’s renamed to the iiW.
I wish windows was based on Unix.
Too late to reply to this as with another wish so just gonna do granted.
Granted, you get hit by a bus and die walking out of the store the first time using it.