Granted, but the only animal you can talk to is a protozoan.
I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.
Granted, but you cant understand any of them.
I wish I could stop time temporarily.
Wish granted, Your are now stuck out of the time line. Good Job
I wish for a new webcam and possibly a better sound filter. This mic is too sensitive and voice activation sucks because of it…
Granted, but it it’s always connected to a livestreaming site and never turns off.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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Granted, The world is in a perpetual darkness on one side growing cold. The other is stuck in perpetual light. Eventually roasting it.
Then the temperature difference causes the winds to circle the earth eventually when the differences level out the process starts again. Eventually getting drastic enough to cause the winds to destroy anything in its path and if you manage to survive to witness this… You were impaled…
I wish to see a tornado at least once in my life. Also that I will live to tell the tale… (Try that again)
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Granted, but no one can read it.
I wish NullPointerException didn’t exist.
Granted. but now whenever there is reason to emit a NullPointerException it will just silently fail and give no indication as to what went wrong.
I wish I didn’t have a video game limit.
Granted, but you’re forced to finish every game that’s ever come out.
I wish I never got sick
Granted, but you become paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish the cake wasn’t a lie.
Granted, It was an exaggeration instead.
I wish for a new set of keys.
Granted, but you can’t touch them because they are perpetually 1000º c.
I wish I could meet Etho.
Granted, But he is not the person you thought he was…
I wish for an extra hour of sleep. only an extra hour of sleep.
Oh god nvm. I wish for a new game. The extra hour gonna be pretty bad.
Granted, but the new game is the worst game of the year.
I wish I were a math genius.
Wish granted, Your brain melted…
I wish for a non crappy new game.
Granted, but it’s sonic 06 it corrupts your console as soon as you save.
I wish I could stop losing things
Granted, but all your things vanish so you have nothing to lose.
I wish I wasn’t so tired.
Granted, you go into a coma.
I wish I could meet Hank Green.
Granted, but then he explodes.
I wish I had a life.
Granted but it’s a mayfly’s. Use your time wisely!
I wish I had super sm4sh bros