skip a few, 99
Don’t have an idea for how to get kicked out of a public place but post anyway
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Completely ignore the previous post. :trollface:8999
Say it’s over 9000 when it isn’t.
9001
ITS OVER 9000!!!
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Pretend to not realise that everyone else exists and walk around, bumping into people and wonder why you stumbled.
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Ignore the fact that we skipped ahead to 9001.#78
Run around cropdusting a small store. 
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Sprint through a store screaming the lyrics to “Justin Bieber - Never Say Never” while acting like you’re drunk.
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Pretend to shop lift 
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Dress up as a clown then run through stores smashing pies in people's faces.#82
Get lotion on your hands and rub it on cart handles.
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Whisper sweet nothings into everyone’s ear as you pass by.
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Attempt to steal someone’s spleen/kidneys with a spork while shouting about THE voices being to loud. 
Can anyone guess the reference? 
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Juggle knives while sprinting inside your local wal-mart.#86
Walk around telling people: “I have the bomb”
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Walking around showing people a bomb.
[quote="DotDash, post:95, topic:3289"] Walk around telling people: "I have the bomb" [/quote]
Btw I think this will get you arrested.
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Run with scissors.
Still got ya kicked out of a public place didnt it?
#89
Give random people pens that shock them when they click them.
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Hack into the speakers at wal-mart and start playing montage parodies.Also 1000th post wooooooo!
:trollface:#91
post the next 10 posts