Granted, but you get robbed seconds after you receive the money.
I wish for more chicken.
Granted, but it’s made entirely of tofu
I wish for nothing
Granted, but you got nothing out of it.
I wish I had more wishes
Denied, you get no more wishes… ever.
I wish there were more rebels.
Denied, wish granted.
I wish that made sense.
Granted, now nothing makes sense that makes sense. Good job.
I wish inflammable wasn’t an autoantonym.
Granted, Your now on fire,
I wish @thecodewarrior was able to think that through.(Oringally it was “I wish @tebbenjo was able to think that through.”
Granted, thecodewarrior wouldn’t have posted and you just made a hole at the space-time continuum, good job!
I wish I was famous
Granted, you stole a bunch of children and ate them, enjoy you fame
I Really wish @Sinkas would have thought that through
Granted, But you died,
I wish I didn’t have to respond to my own post to get this going again.
Granted, but it becomes only two people using this thread
I wish for a puppy
Granted, but the box it was shipped in didn’t have air holes… The dog is dead.
I wish the puppy was still alive 
Granted, it’s now a zombie puppy.
I wish @MrSparkzz would have thought that through.
Granted, but now the wish is incorruptible.
I wish there wasn’t a zombie puppy apocalypse.
Granted, we have a zombie cat apocalypse,
I wish there wasn’t going to be a Zombie apocalypse of any kind.
Granted, but the Illuminati decide to make it happen anyways.
I wish my CSS stylesheet for the forums didn’t have so many inconsistencies.
Granted, but you have to fix them manully
I wish that I would have the “Regular” tag already
Granted, but no-one notices. Not even you.
I wish for a new favorite song.
Granted, but you are the only one who likes it and everyone else hates it so much that you are permanently exiled from every community everywhere.
I wish I was good at modding.
Granted, but modding is for nubs (jk).
I wish nubs weren’t nubs.