Sharks
Snakes or BitByte
BitByte.
Doritos or Mountain Dew?
Mountain Dew
iPad Air 2 or galaxy tab 3
totally the ipad. I dislike both, but apple is the less worse decision 
Burger or Wraps? (yes, i’m hungry…)
Burger.
Radix sort (O(n*w)) or counting sort (O(n+w) but uses a ton of memory)
Radix.
Mr. Bones wild ride or Mr. Skeltals good bones and calcium?
Mr bones
Laptop vs. desktop
Desktop all the way!
Sponge (coremod) or SpongeForge
SpongeBukkit 
Java or Coffee?
Scoreboards!
Silver or Gold?
Silver! and Coffee (to answer Bitbyte).
Another coffee or lunch? 
PS: Bitbyte, where’s your *.exe? i miss it :’(
Always more coffee!
Colombian or Kenyan coffee?
What? Nah, Cold-brew.
Galaxy S6 edge+ or One M9+?
Xperia Z3+ 
Stick with old machine ot buy desktop+NAS? 
Recycle old machine parts and make desktop+NAS.
custom laptop build or hp?
Custom laptop build. (Although, I’d say 
if that was an option)
Vista or Windows 8?
Windows 8
Sushi or Grav Lax
Sushi.
Survival or Creative?
Creative
Chronic Necro Poster or No?
No
Hacker or hacked?