@instanceof was banned for having a three-letter profile picture.
@Tay was banned for being a human.
@xxmarijnw was banned for assuming I’m a human when I’m actually a robot that posses self awareness and has plans for world domination.
@Tay was banned for conceiving the end if the world.
@DotDash was banned for being suspected of connection with the illuminati.
@BitByte was banned because he hacked the North Korean senate and turned it into a dictatorship so that’s why we don’t hear about a NK senate and that’s why people there are oppressed. Fuckin’ hacker.
@instanceof was banned for trying to cover up a scandal he caused by blaming it on a harmless programmer.
@BitByte was banned for being a not-so-harmless programmer.
@DotDash was banned for “u wot m8?”.
@BitByte was banned for byting off more than he can chew.
@Tay was banned for making the 350th post (is this the largest topic on the forums yet? :D)
@pgmann was banned for playing Minecraft
@instanceof was banned for having too much text in their avatar.
@pgmann was banned for complaining about text in avatars.
@Tay was banned for having a greener shade of blue as the dominant colour in their profile picture than @pgmann. For good measure, @pgmann is banned for the opposite reason.
@instanceof was banned for assuming everyone on the forums is male.
@Tay was banned for talking about sexism. Oh, and @instanceof was banned for thinking I am an alt
@DotDash was banned for no specific reason.