I am a fox and I write code. Yeah.
I also help with Sponge sometimes. They gave me a shiny badge that says “Staff”. I’m not sure what that means but its shiny so I wear it.
Vulpine circulatory operational fluids may contain trace amounts of panther blood and (non-reactive) FLARD. Rest assured that this is normal and within safe limits set by local, state, and federal regulations for unregulated substances.
Any affiliation with Yggdrasyl Laboratories is completely coincidental. Pink FLARD is mind altering and nothing can be verifiably trusted while exposure is present, including this sentence.