[BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but the ability runs the same way “Free to play” games do.

I wish I had an awesome new top of the line computer.

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Granted, but I stole everything but the case.

I wish my computer was fast enough to run the Crack Pack with shaders.

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Granted, Microsoft DCMA’s the makers of the Crack Pack.

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If so, we are screwed, the crack pack is a mod pack, which runs on forge, which sponge also runs on.

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Since the previous person didn’t do it, I’ll just toss in a wish.

I wish for invincibility

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Granted, but you hurt everyone around you,

I wish for every game on Steam.

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Granted but you have no computer.

I wish for teleportation.

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Granted, but you’ll always teleport into walls.

I wish for a Phonewave (Name subject to change) to send text messages to the past. ;D

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Granted, but the d-mails will cause [censored] and [cesored] will [censored] causing you to [censored] and finally you’ll be the only one to [censored] and everyone will [censored] and that’s the best timeline.

All because of that freaking panda.

tl;dr watch Steins;Gate :wink:

I wish I could use your phonewave without screwing everything up.

Human is dead. Mismatch.

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Steins;Gate <3
Granted, but instead of screwing everything up, you just screw up random things.

I wish the seasons brought less varied weather.

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Granted, so it snows on you every day of the year.

I wish that I had a working and safe time machine. [Pro Corruption PreventionTM]

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Granted, but now it’s forever summer and the lows are in the 90s.

With no rain or wind.

I wish I could clone myself.

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Granted, but you lack a power source to required to run it.

I wish Mojang had sold out to Steam instead.

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Granted, but each clone is progressively more defective.

I wish I could summon lightning bolts. (In real life*)

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Granted, but Zeus will be coming for you if you ever use it.

I wish I could walk on air.

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Granted, but all the air vanishes from the world and is replaced with Jello.

I wish there was no greed or corruption in the world.

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Granted, but Steam is promptly bought by EA.

I won’t make a wish as the thread seems to have split into two separate threads.

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granted but it didn’t happen,
I wish for non-moldy, non-disgusting chocolate

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Granted,

Chocolate chocolate = SpongePowered.getChocolate();
User user = Forums.getUser("The_Doctors_Life");
if(user.wantsChocolate() == true && chocolate.hasMold() == false){

chocolate.applyMoldAnyway(true);
user.forceFeed(chocolate);

}

SpongePowered.divide(0);
SpongePowered.shutdown();

I wish people would calm down about husk and all these other API’s.

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Granted, but a new one pops up as soon as it happens.