[BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish

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I wish for more drumstep from monstercat.

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Granted, but this is the twilight zone and you’re now deaf.

I wish I could beat Shaq

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Granted, but you always lose to even AFK noobscrubs.

I wish you could respawn in real life.

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Granted, but its in Hell.

I wish I had better sound proofing in this room (my brother and dad play drums alot).

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Granted, but they move the drums into that room.

I wish I had some DD coffee.

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Granted, but you become retarded because of it D:

I wish there was someone who liked all of my posts. Oh wait, that already happened.

I wish I knew java. (better)

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Granted, you know all types of coffee now.
I wish I knew how to HTML.

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Granted, but one cannot simply “HTML”.

I wish the emoticons were more sponge-based.

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Granted, all emoticons now look like spongebob.

I wish for ice cream.

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Granted, but it’s poop-flavored.

I wish for nothing.

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Granted.

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I wish people didn’t cause so many errors in this thread.

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Granted, but now there are no errors. (Wow… SOOO GOOD)

I wish for a superiour gaming computer with infinite amount of RAM. A 4-way SLI Titan Z setup.

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Granted, but your PC is super slow because it is constantly trying to monitor the unused RAM.
I wish for whatever I type in java to magically work.

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Granted, but you can’t type in coffee :P.

I wish all exceptions handled themselves

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Granted, but saying the word ‘except’ will cause any project that you’re working on to suddenly be filled with bugs.

I wish I could talk to animals.

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Granted, but the only animal you can talk to is a protozoan.

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.

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Granted, but you cant understand any of them.

I wish I could stop time temporarily.

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Wish granted, Your are now stuck out of the time line. Good Job

I wish for a new webcam and possibly a better sound filter. This mic is too sensitive and voice activation sucks because of it…

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Granted, but it it’s always connected to a livestreaming site and never turns off.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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Granted, The world is in a perpetual darkness on one side growing cold. The other is stuck in perpetual light. Eventually roasting it.

Then the temperature difference causes the winds to circle the earth eventually when the differences level out the process starts again. Eventually getting drastic enough to cause the winds to destroy anything in its path and if you manage to survive to witness this… You were impaled…

I wish to see a tornado at least once in my life. Also that I will live to tell the tale… (Try that again)

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