[BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish

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@Phase Granted, but you are the last one.

I wish I wasn’t unbelievably stupid!

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@DarkArcana Granted, but people start to believe in a higher level of stupidity

I wish for a puppy!

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Granted, but you get a dead one.

I wish I was a pony.

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Granted, but you are now severely allergic to ponies.
I wish I could get rid of Google plus comments on YouTube.

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Granted, but they are now on every other forum.
I wish for @TnT to not be a griefing block.

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Granted, but now he is a lemon block, and crashes your client because you don’t have that mod installed.

I wish I knew every programming language,

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Granted, but you don’t have access to any technology.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupt.

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Granted but you broke the rules, and therefore created a black hole ending time.
I wish I had a time machine to stop you from posting that.

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Granted, but I found your time machine and went to time before you went back. rekt
I wish for there to be no more replies to this thread!

If it’s granted nobody will reply. I ruin the fun!

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Granted, but…

FATAL ERROR AT [BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish - #13 by Phase PHP code not found, HTML docs deleted, Konkz account banned.

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@Phase Error Code Granted, Rebooting
I wish for more soda.

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Granted, you have too much soda and die. That’s dark, right?

I wish for @Moonseeker12 to not have any more soda.

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@Konkz Granted, but you then drown in the soda he did not receive

I wish for a taco!

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Granted, but Taco was full of vegetables, broccoli and such horrible food you don’t want in a taco.

I want nothing. :3

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Granted but you get everything.
I want a top score on TF2

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Theoretically you did not grant my wish then?

Granted, but nobody plays TF2 anymore.
I wish for more coffee.

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Granted, but that coffee is made from pure coffee beans and you throw up

I wish for a horde of bunnies!

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Granted, but they are killer bunnies that steal your food.
I want to get my homework done.

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Granted, but the dog ate it.
I want to stop replying to this thread.

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Granted but I went back in time to post this 1 second after your post.
I wish sponge was completely done tomorrow.