FLARD is doink! FLARD is the doinkment! Doink FLARD!
Rime Riddle 14
Her icy fingers caress
Casting an eerie sound
She can bring distress
Tearing buildings down
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Answer to Riddle #14
Hurricane
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Answer to Riddle #14
Snow Storm
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Alternative versions of this message will appear in other realities.
Non Viridi
Good food and good cheer
With steak, ham, and beer
Then wandering into the night
I met an odd green fellow
Who hissed his hello
Then abruptly decided to ignite
After all of these years
Blood sweat and tears
These blasted things continue to roam
I donât mean to be racist
But theyâre off my guest list
Since the last one renovated my home
Answer to Riddle #14
The Wind
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Sponge: The Epic - Part 54.062
Roundelays to the bi-helical squire
His mission has joined with our heroes
Assisting to extinguish the odd virtual fire
Admonishing the ones and the zeros
For a good cause they break the causes
With permission they break permission
Scant time for more in the rare pauses
As everything broken needs fixinâ
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Celebrating the occasion of the Realistic Terrain Generator mod passing 1000000 downloads. Nice work, chaps!
From the Top of the World
May the mountains at the top of the world
Stretch gently down to greet your path
Surpassing world-wrights, their hammers hurled
Give gentle grace to home and hearth
As rivers stretch through valleys to the sea
So the code flows out from github and curse
Feeding the growing branches of the world tree
A million myriad worlds, a virtual multiverse
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âXXXXX XX the XXXX in XXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX as XXXXXX XXXXXâ
- Old XXXXXXXXX Proverb.
A Call to Quills
Re-licensing translations
Has troubled many tongues
Complicating relations
As we ascend the rungs
We need to add a license
To withstand all the weathers
Emboldening Spongieâs defence
Without ruffling all the feathers
Help us fill the final dots
Overcoming old mishaps
Let all of Spongeâs Polyglots
Expand to fill the gaps
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If cats were bats, would the sky be filled with string?
Looking Down
The endless void below bedrock girdle
Where the unwary are prone to hurtle
Something seems remiss
As you plummet the abyss
⊠At least there could be a turtle
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Get your infinitely recursive Coupon Coupon, now available from Yggdrasyl LabsÂč. (1) Coupons not applicable with this offer.
Looking Up
lying underneath
a field of stars, pondering
where did the roof go?
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âEâ is the new âZâ. Please recalibrate all your instruments accordingly.
Block Beats
The near-forgotten note block
Suggests an impossible goal
There is an abundance of Rock
But nothing that will Roll
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Why did the chicken cross the roadmap? â anon.
Let Them Fester
A tiny change just over here
A little tweak right there
Very soon they will appear
Playing whack-a-mole everywhere
Those tiny bugs want loving!
Stomping down the breeding bugs
From spreading exponentially
Needs more than hired thugs
The solution is essentially
To try to do more nothing.
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The pathway of maximum inconvenience is wont to dominate
SpongeBoot
When users say âshake a legâ
We must admit defeat
There is no case to beg
For Spongie has no feet
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Happy Birthday to Spongie! {First Commit: September 8th, 2014}
Sponge: The Epic - Part 55.676
Many thank to to all the Spongineers
Past and present who helped bring this day
Spongie is Three, give us three cheers!
And a nod to those who parted on the way
Beside the Spongepowered river-course
Rest DarkArcana and Disconsented
From the birth of the Forumâs Discourse
As everything Spongy was re-invented
The guiding hand of sk89q can now relax
So too devs kobata, kitsub, kornagan,
theresajayne, sibomots, and gratimax,
Graniteâs jckf, Voltasalt and AzureusNation
Past moderators TNT, FerusGrim, drtshock
Plus Kodfod, Hawtre, Pandette, Boformer,
Cedeel, Tyrannokapi, Tzk and Saladoc,
For once keeping the SpongeDocs in order
We have API and Implementation releases
Plus many more staff members still here today
Finally reaping the inevitable consequences
Now weâre buried in the bug reports. Hooray?
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I AM TOTALLY DISAPPOINT. I PRESS Jump to Present BUTTON AND I NOT GET A PRESENT
Variable Monkey Density
Two wise monkeys were fighting
Yet together they shall overcome
Three wise monkeys know nothing
For they are blind deaf and dumb
Four wise monkeys are something
The sixties still rocking today
Five wise monkeys see everything
Who What When Why and Which Way?
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âWell, thereâs probably something wrong somewhereâ â zml
Shibboleths
Shibboleths entrained
Curious rhyme explained
This may even sound
Stranger around
Grammatically entertained
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Q: How many times does the letter âcâ appear in Couscous?
A: It depends how much alphabet soup you add.
Cubular Gene Lab
Cross a Cat with a Horse
Thatâs par for the Course
When seeking a novel creature line
Consider the poor Creeper
A mutated Pig dug deeper
The poster-child for accidental design
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Elocutors elect to employ eclectic text expecting an electrifying effect
Going Up
Of the many mountains ahead of us
The greatest test of our ability
Is the the treacherous Mt. Sisyphus
Where Y â â as X â â
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âIâm Batman.â â Batman
Percy FLARD
Our accumulated entourage
Endures to âJava Editionâ
Assimilated by persiflage
Parody our secret mission
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The only thing I do with the client is swear at it â kashike
±Sleep
Iâll sleep when I get tired
Just need to do one quick thing
Before the coffee has expired
These tiny bugs need fixing
Iâll rest in another minute
But I have to make this now
It glitched when I was in it
Iâm not quite sure just how
Iâd get to sleep if only
This glue would finally set
And when there are finally
No stupid folk on the 'net
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Totally agree - Iâve had that problem a LOT.
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