@BitByte.exe jokes!

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So, we need a topic for @BitByte.exe jokes.

I’ll start.

A man walks into a bar and -

ERROR: @BitByte.exe has stopped working.

at com.bitbyte.executable.makeJoke() (java:45)

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waht… is this? o.0

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Hmmm, i prefer a .exe stacktrace more like:

+0xff23845ab address at section .data: reloc failed.

Since a java program normally isn’t a .exe :stuck_out_tongue:

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I only code Java. :frowning:

Error: at BITBYTE.EXE

learnLanguage("*"); returned NULL

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Well, it appears that @BitByte.exe is a wrapped Java program. Also, based on your stacktrace, it apparently contains some kind of JokeFactory … Interesting.

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public @interface Joke implements JokeFactory, HumourHandler {

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@ButterDev The most amazing thing i’ve ever seen in my life: an annotation which implements a factory :wink:

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ah… Did that just happen?

Universe.shame(“ButterDev”);

Oh yeah, I did that with Java 6524. So ha.

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Can you provide the Java 6524 javadocs?

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Does your ISP support sub-etha band transmissions? If so, tune to 01737.4273.8483 please.

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010110010110111101110101001000000110010001101001011001000110111001011100001001100010001100110000001100110011100100111011011101000010000001101010011101010111001101110100001000000110010001100101011000110110111101100100011001010010000001110100011010000110100101110011001011100010111000101110

This is where things are happening. Also, JavaDocs have been renamed to Bac0nDocs in Java 5000

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@Aaron1011 pushes to a branch, kicking off a build on Travis CI.

All is well, until suddenly:

/home/travis/build.sh: line 41: 1871 Killed gradle build

BitByte.exe has stopped working.

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Does anyone get it?

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Line nn: Class @BitByte not found in type declaration

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I now present to you, @BitByte.exe’s source code.

Source code censored due to being literally hell...
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public class BitByte extends Executable {
    public static void exe() {
        System.out.println("BitByte.exe has stopped working...");
    }
}
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Really! That version is wayy outdated mate. Try Java 6526, they finally gave an use for goto:

public class BitByte {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        LightningEgoBorder leb = goto LightningEgoBorder() goto get -> Error;
        leb.printSomeStackTrace();
        makeThisAnEXE();
        shipToGithub();
    }
}

Isn’t that syntax something… :joy:
My console output is as follows:

[Java] Initializing BitByte.java
[Java] Converting BitByte.java to BitByte.exe
[Java] Uh oh, we screwed up again...
[Java] Error on line 3: LightningEgoBorder does not exist. Reverting to default SuckyBorder
[Java] at net.bitbyte.exe.crashme.BitByte
[Java] Exe has been successfully completed and is at C:/Windows9001/BitBye/BitByte.exe
[Java] Successfully shipped to github and can be found at: https://github.com/12AwsomeMan34/BitByte.exe/tree/master

^ Real link
I have no life…sorry. I think I over-complicated this :wink:

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I like how its just smiling at you, because you can’t open a windows application… it’s just silently judging and laughing…

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We need to make a git repo and make a community based @BitByte.exe. But here is another one.

public User getUser(String user){
   for (User user : this.users)
      if (!user.getName().equals(user)
         return user;  
}

This happend on the forums recently :stuck_out_tongue:. We blamed it on @BitByte.exe

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