Granted, but now you’re Dorothy stuck in oz.
I wish I could be a better writer
Granted, but no one can read it.
I wish NullPointerException didn’t exist.
Granted. but now whenever there is reason to emit a NullPointerException it will just silently fail and give no indication as to what went wrong.
I wish I didn’t have a video game limit.
Granted, but you’re forced to finish every game that’s ever come out.
I wish I never got sick
Granted, but you become paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish the cake wasn’t a lie.
Granted, It was an exaggeration instead.
I wish for a new set of keys.
Granted, but you can’t touch them because they are perpetually 1000º c.
I wish I could meet Etho.
Granted, But he is not the person you thought he was…
I wish for an extra hour of sleep. only an extra hour of sleep.
Oh god nvm. I wish for a new game. The extra hour gonna be pretty bad.
Granted, but the new game is the worst game of the year.
I wish I were a math genius.
Wish granted, Your brain melted…
I wish for a non crappy new game.
Granted, but it’s sonic 06 it corrupts your console as soon as you save.
I wish I could stop losing things
Granted, but all your things vanish so you have nothing to lose.
I wish I wasn’t so tired.
Granted, you go into a coma.
I wish I could meet Hank Green.
Granted, but then he explodes.
I wish I had a life.
Granted but it’s a mayfly’s. Use your time wisely!
I wish I had super sm4sh bros
Granted, 1-UP
I wish I could make a decent looking project website. 
Granted, but it only works if youre making a porn site.
I wish I could be super strong
Granted, but your immense strength overpowers and kills you.
I wish I could be with the person I have a crush on.
Granted, but its in a battle to the death.
I wish I could swim like a dolphin
Granted, but you can no longer function on land.
I wish I had more creative things to wish for.