I want to play a game.
It’s called Corrupt A wish!
Basically you wish for something and the person below you corrupts it and makes a new wish.
P1: I wish I was a mod on the Bukkit forums.
P2: Granted, but you are banned for 9000 years. I wish for a puppy!
YOU CANNOT WISH FOR A PERFECT/UNCORRUPTABLE WISH
(Credit to original idea goes to @Hawkfalcon on the Bukkit forums)
When you make a post, you are supposed to corrupt the wish AND ALSO make a new wish.
To start things off,
I wish I knew every programming language perfectly!
I wish I was more experienced with C.
@DarkArcana granted, but you are forced to work on NyanCat: The Game for the rest of your life.
I wish for unlimited supply of programmers to do my bidding.
@BlizzardFyre Granted, but they only know Lisp.
I wish I had a superpower.
granted, but its the ability to jump just about high enough to injure on landing.
I wish I had a friend.
@DarkArcana Granted, but your superpower is unbelievable stupidness.
I wish I was a panda.
When you make a post, you are supposed to grant it AND ALSO make a new wish to keep it going!
@Phase Granted, but you are the last one.
I wish I wasn’t unbelievably stupid!
@DarkArcana Granted, but people start to believe in a higher level of stupidity
I wish for a puppy!
Granted, but you get a dead one.
I wish I was a pony.
Granted, but you are now severely allergic to ponies.
I wish I could get rid of Google plus comments on YouTube.
Granted, but they are now on every other forum.
I wish for @TnT to not be a griefing block.
Granted, but now he is a lemon block, and crashes your client because you don’t have that mod installed.
I wish I knew every programming language,
Granted, but you don’t have access to any technology.
I wish for my wish to not be corrupt.
Granted but you broke the rules, and therefore created a black hole ending time.
I wish I had a time machine to stop you from posting that.
Granted, but I found your time machine and went to time before you went back. rekt
I wish for there to be no more replies to this thread!
If it’s granted nobody will reply. I ruin the fun!
FATAL ERROR AT [BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish - #13 by Phase PHP code not found, HTML docs deleted, Konkz account banned.
@Phase Error Code Granted, Rebooting
I wish for more soda.
Granted, you have too much soda and die. That’s dark, right?
I wish for @Moonseeker12 to not have any more soda.
@Konkz Granted, but you then drown in the soda he did not receive
I wish for a taco!