[BlizzardGame] Corrupt-A-Wish

@DarkArcana Granted, wait… what?

I wish the last two comments had wishes in them.

Granted, but @Disconsented removes them,
I wish that I knew enough larval to contribute to technic solder because things are going slowly.(Yes I know why I read technic’s news)

Granted, but SCT dies and TechnicSolder gets DMCA’ed
I wish people wouldn’t @mention me in threads I don’t post in

Granted, but now threads you do post in, you get spammed @mention on.
I wish for knowledge of all.

Granted, your head’s entropy need to be so large to contain the information that it becomes a black hole encompassing the universe. Good job.

I wish there was better documentation on how to use CoFHLib.

Granted, but it costs the complete knowledge of java.
I wish I someone would take away my knowledge of java.

Granted, I take all your other knowledge while I’m at it and you are left with the intellect of a newborn.

I wish I was better at staying focused on a project for more than a couple days.

Granted, but only for a few more days then you want to delete the project.

I wish java was not such a resource hog.

Granted, but I steal your profile pic because Happy is MY cat. D:<

I wish I had my own pet exceed (Flying cat; Fairy Tail).

Er mer gerd, it’s HAPPY! :3

AYE SIR!

Granted, but you get separated after one day together forever.

I wish people would stop commenting on happy.

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Granted, but people stop commenting on everything altogether.

I wish I could deal with mornings.

Granted, but you can’t deal with any other time of day.

I wish I was off work and in my bed… asleep.

Granted, but you’re not able to get up again… ever!

I wish I didn’t have to hold a boring presentation soon.

Granted, you now have to hold a boring presentation in two weeks and all you can think about until then is how boring the presentation will be, how much you won’t like it, how much time it’ll take up, etc.

I wish I could think of a witty wish.

Granted, but it is a crappy witty wish
I wish @thecodewarrior would have thought that through

Granted, but he still submits the same wish.

I wish i had a super power!

Granted, it’s the power to go “out of phase” with the world, so you move freely through everything. The problem is, that includes the ground, so you plummit to your death in the center of the earth, only to find that you are just floating in the middle. You die of thirst.

I wish everyone would have thought everything through.

Granted, but you don’t have the permission to execute that command, missing sponge.think.through
I wish @thecodewarrior would have thought that through

Granted, but he over thinks and becomes the ruler of the world. How? IDFK.

I wish people would stop wishing that people thought something through.