Granted, error at post 863 line 2 expected courruptable wish. found `I wish that no1 would corrupt other’s wishes’
I wish that there was order in the prime numbers.
how dare you ninja me on sinkas’ wish.
granted, but you are doomed to never figure out the pattern.
i wish journalists would stop screwing content creators over.
Granted, they start screwing content creators under.
I wish I had a computer that could run heavily modded minecraft at 100fps with all the settings at max.
Granted, it takes a nuclear power plant to run it.
I wish I had that kind of computer without the need for any kind of power supply.
Granted, but it requires power 
I wish for endless endlessness.
Granted, but you get endless endedness.
I wish I had a computer with the parallel processing capabilities of the human brain while still being easy to program for.
Granted. It enslaves the human race.
I wish for power to charge my new computer (previous wish).
Granted, but you charge it with your soul.
I wish supernatural human abilities like flight existed.
granted, but you would’ve never known.
i wish jeb_ wasn’t mc’s lead developer.
Granted, Bill Gates now decides exactly what he wants in MC.
I wish I knew why so many people have a problem with jeb.
Granted. The news horrifies you and haunts you for the rest of your life.
I wish that Microsoft will do great things with Minecraft, unlike what some people are saying.
Granted, but @BitByte.exe stopped working but since you made the wish using @DotDash.exe it came true!
I wish @The_Doctors_Life would have corrupted this wish better.
Granted but he likes the wish and doesn’t want to corrput it,
I wish sponge would use @Jake0oo0’s sponge site.
Granted, but he turns it into a blank website just before transition.
I wish everything made sense.
Granted, but fgnjrengvklerjnvklenrvenkrgtvnrklentv
I wish @12AwsomeMan34 would have thought that through
Granted, but he would’ve made a paradox and made less sense.
I wish I had a motive to read all 880 of these wishes.
Granted, but then you loose all ability to concentrate on anything else.
I wish I hadn’t read all 881 of these wishes. (Which still haven’t gotten Reader badge on Sponge Forums 
)
granted, but you don’t remember making the wish so you end up reading them again anyway.
i wish i had the ability to build anything other than small houses and some form of phallus.
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Granted, but you loose the ability to preform the building and can not express how to build it.
I wish I knew what to put on the wiki pages…