Granted, but i’m sending the wish acceptance letter through the US Postal service and it gets lost.
I wish we could trust postal carriers more with our packages.
Granted but obama does away with trust worthiness.
I wish someone would teach me php cause I know everything about html now.
Granted, but you forget all of what you learned five seconds after the tutoring.
I wish for invulnerability.
Granted but you have supermans invulnerability and I have kryptonite
I wish I could lower my fan speed on my other laptop already
Granted, but it takes seven years to make it spin once.
I wish I had a better graphics card.
Granted, but thinking things through is so three seconds ago.
I wish thinking things through was still a thing.
Granted, ERROR 709: Brain lost in time paradox.
I wish @12AwsomeMan34 would have thought that through.
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Granted but @BitByte.xxx stopped working so the wish wasn;t granted
I wish @BitByte.exe would have thought that through
Granted, but now your PC has become sentient and will work to destroy humanity.
I wish I had quieter fans in my PC.
Granted, but they are only quieter because you are now deaf.
I wish I had an unlimited fish supply.
Granted but you had to make me a leader on these forums first
I wish I could fly without losing the ability or falling asleep while flying or anything like that.
Granted, but as punishment for trying to prevent wish corruption, you’re now just generally unlucky.
I wish it wasn’t so cold outside.
Granted, your house is now on the surface of the sun.
I wish @kuro_chou would have thought that through.
Granted but that dang @BitByte.exe crashed, (Need to get a better program for granting wishes)
I wish @BitByte.exe could handle wishes again.
Granted, annnnnd it crashed again…
I wish I could have fixed @BitByte.exe
Granted, but you forgot to fix the bug where
Granted, but it does nothing but print Hello World! Am I right? 
I wish the world didn’t suck. 
Granted, Justin Bieber is no longer mainstream, you can no longer hate on him.
I wish @anon1517495 would have thought that through.