Then suddenly the most awesome owner of the world (@xxmarijnw) appears and bans @ZachBora from space & time so he never existed to remove the mountain with the most powerful tool of mankind. The wooden axe!
This sounds so epic with WoW music in the background 
Then @tebbenjo bumps the thread after 10 hours because no one is looking, and plants his flag on top of the hill.
After 4 days of vigilant sentrydom, @tebbenjo succumbs to sleep. @Lemonous punts him off the hill and snaps his flag in half, then installs a flagpole and his own, much larger flag.
@BitByte launches a missile at the hill and @Lemonous is knocked off the hill. @BitByte then quickly moves in to build a bunker and put his flag inside.
@Ninniy digs into the hill and then equips their Ironman armor, and proceeds to use their jetpack FULL POWER and blasts into the bunker. @Ninniy punches @BitByte and sends him flying off the hill.
Meguy26 uses his great magics to summon a tidal wave of pure darkness that sweeps away everyone from the hill, meguy26 proceeds to climb the hill and surround it in an impregnable shield that prevents blocks, players, entities, commands, and code from affecting meguy26 or the hill.
Lemonous suffocates the server by holding the power switch, turning it off. The memory is wiped, taking meguy and all his shenanigans with it. He then turns it back on, calmly ascends the hill and sits down in lotus position at the top.
Says he: “Let this be a lesson: always save to disk.”
Xemiru causes a BSOD on the server and forces a reformat, installing his own system. He calmly walks up the hill as the world rebuilds itself around him as the new King of the Hill.
DotDash swoops in with a fatal DDOS that stops the server, then steals the ip and runs his own server on it. DotDash is now owner and ruler of the server, and can only be put to end through physical contact. He also uses Enterprise DDOS Protection.
TBotV63 finds a hole in @DotDash’s firewall and takes control over the server. So much for king of the HILL (not server) xD
@BitByte sends the server IP to anonymous and they collectively hack the server, letting @BitByte take control of the hill (and server).
Lemodile drives over to the physical location of the server with a dump truck and buries it in a small mountain of dirt. It’s completely smashed, not to say buried. Lemodile then ascends the hill.
“DDoS this”, he yells from the top.
Meguy26 wonders how @Lemonous managed to climb a virtual hill when the server is pyhsically broken 
Meanwhile, dragonthorn1, Meguy26’s accomplice starts his own whitelisted server, with its own hill, which Meguy26 climbs and reposes upon as king of his personal hill.
Xemiru steals meguy26’s computer, along with his credentials and corrupts the server data remotely after stealing it, after which he starts his own locally hosted server with the stolen data and sits on the golden throne he felt like building on the top of the hill.
@BitByte nukes @Xemiru’s server with a division by 0 rootkit and proceeds to hijack the hill @Lemonous made. After climbing to the top 30 walls of bedrock are raised.
Meguy26 gets very tired of people climbing up his hill, meguy26 proceeds to release a deadly virus into the computer systems of the world causing them to simultaneously crash, meguy26 also released a virus into the human population of earth, and, after immunizing himself, meguy26 proceeded to activate the virus which wiped human brains of any computer knowledge. Meguy26 starts his own server, again, climbs the hill, and sits there forever as no one knows how to turn on a computer.
@BitByte.exe auto-activates his rollback system and restores all intelligence. He then proceeds to kick @meguy26 off the server for “3legit5u” and claims his position as the king of the hill.
Cyber has been watching this battle play out, and drawing energy from the popularity of his thread. Suddenly, he releases the energy in a bolt of innevitable lightning, killing EVERY player but himself.
TBot kindly thanks him and climbs to the top of the hill, which he forgot
Cyber feels rage of derp, and throws a match onto TBot. You all know what happens to tnt with a santa hat…
Cyber then REMEMBERS to climb the hill and blocks everyone with an arcane shield.