[Game] Three word story

Here’s an old one I’m sure many of you resident internet lurkers will know. Three word story (Continue the story)!

Rules:

1. You can’t end the story.
2. Keep it appropriate.
3. You can only add 3 words to the story each post.
4. Unless no one replies for some time, please wait for someone else to post something before posting again.

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Story so far (As of post #85):

“One bright day in sunny Spain, stood a man with a plan. His plan was to take over ALL THE THINGS! But one day he saw a little goblin crouched over a fire, roasting a turnip. Then suddenly he found a very special gem that made you rub squeaky pickles together. This is really the day that we all agreed to fight the robot dinosaur unicorns that had invaded the planet of strange sci-fi dreams. Suddenly he stumbled upon a hidden horse that talked, could fly, and speak in Latin (Albeit not fluently). The horse’s name was @DotDash. It was rather eccentric and smelled somewhat. The horse then shit on the foot of @MrSparkzz and ran off into the nearby dark cave. @HeirOfChairs was the evil mastermind behind raising baby ducklings and had foreseen the end of this current time. Peanut butter that could turn you on unless you have the magic key. But when the oversized potato king named @drtshock arrived, the trolling @TBotV63 ate the potato king! But the potato king used his potato power stabbed an exited pink fluffy donuts to kill a evil dragon overlord that was snorting loads of cocaine and hated children and extraordinary tea. Soon thereafter an overpowered cyclops got nerfed by 'RIOT for being reported by news who don’t know how to do all the things newbs should do. However, the reports were written with a cut finger inside a bucket. 3 days pass and 200,468,431,231.5 lions land in a overused hangar filled…”

To start… “One bright day…”

“In sunny Spain”

Stood a man

with a plan.

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His plan was

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To take over

ALL THE THINGS.

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But one day

he saw a <dis so lol I can has tag!>

little goblin crouched

Over a fire

Roasting a turnip.

Then suddenly he

found a very

special gem that

made you rub

squeaky pickles together.

This is really

the day that