To address your point, and keep on-topic, I have resorted to Bardic:
Forge of FLARD
Sponge must co-exist peacefully
Whilst Spigot endures in the field
It’ll never supplant it completely
Until the old wounds have been healed
Sponge has emergent properties
Magnified by Forge’s install
It has the capacity to properly
Make FLARD for one and for all
(written whilst cooking a Chiko Roll)