The Mad Scientists of Yggdrasyl Laboratories, Creators of FLARD, have prepared this statement
I have transcribed it from the original beer mat and translated it through cantonese and swahili
FLARD: It’s Time To Say …
Dance and Twirl and Frolic
Drink like you’re an alcoholic
FLARD has come to a town near you!
Cheer and Leap and Cavort
YggLabs have come to Exhort
FLARD lets you see the world anew!
Despite rumours and Tales
FLARD is NOT made from Whales
This Caveat to all of our Fans:
FLARD is made in a facility
that shares the ability
To process blubber into cans
If prepared by amateurs
With unwise parameters
FLARD may suddenly burst into flame
FLARD concentrate blocks
Stay behind secure locks
YggLabs thus defers any blame
The Secret Recipe remains
Hidden inside the brains
Of the Overlords of Yggdrasyl
The research continues
At our secretive venues -
Will Black FLARD be good or ill?