Sponge Encyclopedia of Programming Jokes


#29

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of creating them.


#30

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."


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#33

An SQL query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?"


#34

read the responses to that question and one stood out
mother[]ing reverse indentation?

who the hell came up with that


(http://stackoverflow.com/a/219855)

reverse indentation. For example:

    for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
        {
myFunc();
        }

and:

   if(something)
        {
// do A
        }
    else
        {
// do B
    }

edit: pasted response for convenience


#35

And for @mbaxter:


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#37

I absolutely died to that last one. Took like 30 seconds to type this sentence because I'm laughing too hard.


#38

That last one is SOOOO TRUE!


#39

Yeah... There are few things as disappointing as getting really excited about someone else's project, installing it, hitting an error, and then discovering that it's been abandoned for 5+ years.


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#41

sudo @DotDash post another set of pictures.


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#43

sudo @DotDash post more programming jokes


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#45

command line russian roulette:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo Click


#46

I'm half tempted to try my luck on my VM....


#47

Trying it in a VM is like trying the real thing with a water gun


#48

Just try it.
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