Sponge in LOLCODE

ButterDev · April 10, 2015, 6:50pm

Screw Java. We need LOLCODE.

The_Doctors_Life · April 10, 2015, 6:56pm

Why not Brainfuck?

or C

or C++

RobodudeMC · April 10, 2015, 6:57pm

Cmon guys, we all know whitespace is the best.

The_Doctors_Life · April 10, 2015, 7:00pm

What about python?

or javascript?

(I just realized the javascript image looks awfully similar to the sponge logo.)

Exstar · April 10, 2015, 7:09pm

Why not shakespeare?

or L33t for increased runtime performance

thomas15v · April 10, 2015, 8:08pm

Screw code, lets do it in unmanaged opcode .

Exstar · April 10, 2015, 8:46pm

@thomas15v binary code please

TBotV63 · April 10, 2015, 8:51pm

Boils down to opcode sooner or later anyway… binary is only a representation Kappa

simon816 · April 10, 2015, 11:03pm

Here’s a bunch of troll languages:

cae1136 · April 11, 2015, 3:49am

And binary is pretty easy to understand…

WetSponge · April 11, 2015, 11:31am

What about perl? It’s super fast and super modern!*

*just super fast, not very modern

TBotV63 · April 11, 2015, 12:01pm

And it’s pre-obfuscated.

Zwei · April 11, 2015, 2:36pm

Why not write it as a polyglot of all the languages mentioned above? LOL

Or even better, use lolcode to create a brainf*** interpreter and then write sponge using that XD

sfxworks · May 3, 2015, 12:46pm

Why not assembly?

greatnessof42 · February 23, 2016, 1:50am