Screw Java. We need LOLCODE.
Cmon guys, we all know whitespace is the best.
What about python?
Why not shakespeare?
or L33t for increased runtime performance
Screw code, lets do it in unmanaged opcode .
@thomas15v binary code please
Boils down to opcode sooner or later anyway… binary is only a representation Kappa
Here’s a bunch of troll languages:
And binary is pretty easy to understand…
What about perl? It’s super fast and super modern!*
*just super fast, not very modern
Why not write it as a polyglot of all the languages mentioned above? LOL
Or even better, use lolcode to create a brainf*** interpreter and then write sponge using that XD