Anyone counting how many times these questions have been asked? I don’t get it…You could put a giant banner on the sponge homepage and it still wouldn’t stop people from asking.
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They took down cauldron due to the bukkit DMCA.
This is why we need like a fake download link
(Sorry for the double post)
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To start off, you probably should read the GA before asking questions as they might get asked a lot. But I guess I will answer your question.
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Yes it will.
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Cauldron was DMCA’d by a Bukkit developer who had rights over some of the code in both bulky and cauldron which was being illegally distributed. It’s kind of a complicated situation but that’s basically the gist of it.
We actually did this sort of thing back on Cauldron and people still ignored it. There were basically red flashy lights saying to read the FAQ before jumping into IRC, and people STILL ignored it. Rather than taking the 1-2 minutes required to educate yourself, you need to be spoonfed info by other people who are generally just going to tell you to educate yourself. I don’t get it either :D.
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Maybe you just needed a giant flashing pop up that couldn’t be closed for 5 minutes or until they read the dang FAQ. 
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That include a quiz afterwards to verify they really read it, and not just walked away for 5 minutes?
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Or one with a phony ‘your pc is infected with a virus’ type message…
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or the “Congratulations! You won!” type. 
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Obligatory sponge ad.
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THIS IS A THING???
There was a bit halfway down the FAQ. Disconsented added it requiring that people say the words “Aye Aye Captain” before anyone would respond to their pleas for help. That told us they at glanced at it enough to find something buried in the FAQ. If they didn’t, we’d just ignore or mute them :D.
I have read the entire FAQ ~10 times, I’ve never seen that… huh…
We actually did this sort of thing back on Cauldron and people still ignored it.
I’m referring to Cauldron’s FAQ back in the day. But I went to look to link it here and remembered it was the chat rules for IRC that required that xD.
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That’s awesome. I have to admit I never read the Cauldron FAQ, or MCPC-Plus back when I was using it, but I really didn’t have any questions that needed answering. Was all pretty straight forward.
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I would buy a sponge. 
They probably sell some at your local store.
Ya know, the absorbent kind?
Defenetly a good investment. In case of any more spills. 
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