Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

Do what the title says.


Person 1: Do you need cheese to eat mustard?
Person 2: Only If you can fly a spaceship. What is 9+9?
Person 3: 99

And so on and so forth.


Where is the llama Mr. Krabs?

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On Mars fighting a panda in a canoe.

What is half of 99… 92. (Sorry but nobody would answer that question right.)

What does green taste like?

A potato fed to sharks.

Does your dog see camels?

Only when he’s menstruating.

When do we get to see the monkeys, dad?

When the next King Kong movie is out.
How can I divide by 0?


What is the opposite of gamma rays?

Syar ammag.

If you had three wishes, how many socks would you throw?

Enough to get the goose’s golden egg.

What is the opposite of a foot?

The other foot.
What does the scouter say about its power level?

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IT’S OVER @#%#$OVERFLOW ERROR. Please try again with the updated Scouter®™© 9000

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Not unless they’ve eaten KFC.

I’ve never seen BitByte eat bacon, but is it worth it to buy a elephant?

Only if it’s a narwhal.

On a scale of 1-Morgan Freeman, how soothing is your snoring?

Scarlett Johansson.

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Sponge, because its absorbent.

Can I have some elephant-camel juice?

Only if you can solve the Riddle of the Sphinx.

Why did Leonardo Da Vinci cut off his ear?

Because he saw a sponge dancing with his wife.

When can you let the dog out of prison?

When it’s a cat.

Now that the city of Prifddinas is open, what kinda of cheese tastes like peanut butter?

The ones that come from an elephants anus.

Can you please die?

My Altoids are too loud.

if you were to wear glasses, how many pigs would you raise from birth?

Ones made of beans.

I heard you like to pet yourself, can you talk like Morgan Freeman?