Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


#1

Do what the title says.

Example:

Person 1: Do you need cheese to eat mustard?
Person 2: Only If you can fly a spaceship. What is 9+9?
Person 3: 99

And so on and so forth.

First:

Where is the llama Mr. Krabs?


#2

On Mars fighting a panda in a canoe.

What is half of 99... 92. (Sorry but nobody would answer that question right.)

What does green taste like?


#3

A potato fed to sharks.

Does your dog see camels?


#4

Only when he's menstruating.

When do we get to see the monkeys, dad?


#5

When the next King Kong movie is out.
How can I divide by 0?


#6

(0/0)*∞

What is the opposite of gamma rays?


#7

Syar ammag.

If you had three wishes, how many socks would you throw?


#8

Enough to get the goose's golden egg.

What is the opposite of a foot?


#9

The other foot.
What does the scouter say about its power level?


#10

IT'S OVER @#%#$OVERFLOW ERROR. Please try again with the updated Scouter®™© 9000

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


#11

Not unless they've eaten KFC.

I've never seen BitByte eat bacon, but is it worth it to buy a elephant?


#12

Only if it's a narwhal.

On a scale of 1-Morgan Freeman, how soothing is your snoring?


#13

Scarlett Johansson.

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?


#14

Sponge, because its absorbent.

Can I have some elephant-camel juice?


#15

Only if you can solve the Riddle of the Sphinx.

Why did Leonardo Da Vinci cut off his ear?


#16

Because he saw a sponge dancing with his wife.

When can you let the dog out of prison?


#17

When it's a cat.

Now that the city of Prifddinas is open, what kinda of cheese tastes like peanut butter?


#18

The ones that come from an elephants anus.

Can you please die?


#19

My Altoids are too loud.

if you were to wear glasses, how many pigs would you raise from birth?


#20

Ones made of beans.

I heard you like to pet yourself, can you talk like Morgan Freeman?