Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

Only if Jennifer Aniston was a midget.

If the narwhal likes to walk, why does it eat mexican?

Because its allergic to bullcrap.

When does the time turn to elephant o’clock?

When the general consensus says cheese is a force of nature.

Will birds ever stop birding?

When hell Warms over.

Will G.W. bush ever run for prime minister?

When he can slap Hitler.

How many birds does it take to blow a popsicle?

any prime number, so 1 is the minimum.

Who came up with this thread and decided it was a good idea?

@DarkArcana because they are one of Sponge’s Admins.

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When can I haz OP?

After you slap the donkey’s right upper leg.

Can @BitByte please go eat a toilet?

Only if this sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.

Can @DotDash L2Binary?

Only if its made with pumpkin spice.

When does “Sp” meet?

Somewherebetween Sponge and Spongebob.

Is luminarty kill?

When you eat pancakes, they are good after all.

Type all of the words?

Type ALL the words!

What is sk89q multiplied by Dinnerbone?

Notch + DarkArcana eating a tv screen

What can you slap with butter?

Chuck Norris.

@DotDash divided by 0?

42, the answer to the universe.

@BitByte?

No this is patrick.

Cookies plox?

l33t.

F is for friends who do stuff together?

U is 4 U and MLG.

What does the shrek say?