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Why am I so edgy?


because your avatar is a circle.

Is the answer to this question no?


Why can't I have programming in my programming uni course? (Send help)


Because i can'T have it either (i had to "learn" VBA as a "programming language" ... confused )

Why i everyone talking about food when i'm hungry?


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What is the binary output for 54,256,129,457,106,51



Why is Q&A?


Because it's directly proportional to the square root of a blue elephant

Does it tick?


That is purely dependent on whether or not it is of the color Bird or Nostril.

Why is Bukkit dead?


because it was spelled wrong.

Wie heißt sie? (sorry if I accidentially said something rude, I was trying to mix formal and informal)


Because I don't speak that language.
Why r cookies?


because singing "We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine ..."

What's the difference between a creeper?


The top one is large, the middle one is purple, and the left one is a flying emu.
Why did @Toothpick answer with a line from the Beatles song, "We all live in a yellow submarine," which happens to be one of my favorite songs?



Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some verses rhyme
But this one doesn't

Why does cat?


Hello? Yes this is dog.

Polly want a cracker?


Nah, great aunt Pumpernickle wants ice cream.

Is i engrish guwd?


I want ice cream too...

Can I have ice cream too?


Confucius say: the ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter is Eskimo Pi



That was yesterday.



No! Point me to the dog

Why cant I lift up the car door


Because the car is a potato cooked by your mom.

How green is a blue cube?