Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


#182

M'lady tips fedora

Why am I so edgy?


#183

because your avatar is a circle.

Is the answer to this question no?


#184

Why can't I have programming in my programming uni course? (Send help)


#185

Because i can'T have it either (i had to "learn" VBA as a "programming language" ... confused )

Why i everyone talking about food when i'm hungry?


#186

Sorry, there is no Web result for this search!

What is the binary output for 54,256,129,457,106,51


#187

True.

Why is Q&A?


#188

Because it's directly proportional to the square root of a blue elephant

Does it tick?


#189

That is purely dependent on whether or not it is of the color Bird or Nostril.

Why is Bukkit dead?


#190

because it was spelled wrong.

Wie heißt sie? (sorry if I accidentially said something rude, I was trying to mix formal and informal)


#191

Because I don't speak that language.
Why r cookies?


#192

because singing "We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine ..."

What's the difference between a creeper?


#193

The top one is large, the middle one is purple, and the left one is a flying emu.
Why did @Toothpick answer with a line from the Beatles song, "We all live in a yellow submarine," which happens to be one of my favorite songs?


#194

Because

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some verses rhyme
But this one doesn't

Why does cat?


#195

Hello? Yes this is dog.

Polly want a cracker?


#196

Nah, great aunt Pumpernickle wants ice cream.

Is i engrish guwd?


#197

I want ice cream too...

Can I have ice cream too?


#198

Confucius say: the ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter is Eskimo Pi

Doodledidleday?


#199

That was yesterday.

null?


#200

No! Point me to the dog

Why cant I lift up the car door


#201

Because the car is a potato cooked by your mom.

How green is a blue cube?