Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


Only if its hindquarters are worth twenty-five cents.

My computer doesn't work, how do I fix it?


Tell it to get it's hair cut and go get a job.

Is it better to suffer the slings and arrows of misfortune?


I don't think there's much to suffer from if fortune always misses you with its arrows.

What done the goof this day or the fentury.


Everything done goofed.

Is it safe to bungee jump with a BungeeCord?


Sure, if your fall would be cushioned by a massive Sponge.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


If you laden it with enough turnip, zero.

Why does Wingo eat giant turnips?


Because small ones just don't do the trick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?