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#304

Only if its hindquarters are worth twenty-five cents.

My computer doesn't work, how do I fix it?


#305

Tell it to get it's hair cut and go get a job.

Is it better to suffer the slings and arrows of misfortune?


#306

I don't think there's much to suffer from if fortune always misses you with its arrows.

What done the goof this day or the fentury.


#307

Everything done goofed.

Is it safe to bungee jump with a BungeeCord?


#308

Sure, if your fall would be cushioned by a massive Sponge.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


#309

If you laden it with enough turnip, zero.

Why does Wingo eat giant turnips?


#310

Because small ones just don't do the trick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?