Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


#284

I think it's Spades this hand.

When do fish sleep?


#285

When Gyarados eat em all!

wherefore art thou Romeo?


#286

Waiting for you to get off that goddamn balcony. What's the difference between capitalism and communism?


#287

There's a nail missing.

Did I imagine it?


#288

42.

Why can't I have a 1D map?


#289

Because we are 3D beings.

Where's the caveman?


#290

Cavemanfilms

Who is superior: god or God?


#291

I am a dog.

Is violence a question?


#292

No. Its a questionable answer.

When is Sponge completed?


#293

Wait until I finish drying my coffee with and it should be done.

Why did I reverse my coffee :frowning: ?


#294

Because the Euclidean theorem of independent Pythagorean fields states that if a coffee is so reversed, it becometh greater than before.

Can such a reversed coffee thus be re-reversed, thus becoming simply versed?


#295

Verily, vice aversed in verse reverts the version.

Can you play the cacophone?


#296

:birthday: :telephone_receiver:
Yes, I can play the cake-o-phone.

If you can bake it, can you make it?


#297

No. Counter example from my pet pig, Piggy:

I'm bacon, but I can't make bacon. I'm too short to reach the stove, and even if I could, my goose bacon would be cooked. That's bacon but not makin'.

Why did Piggy green all over?


#298

To get to the other side.

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?


#299

It's you, caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality..

Why did you kill that man?


#300

He claimed Bukkit was better than Sponge.

What's the difference between H2 and MySQL?


#301

One is H2, and the other is MySQL, not yours.

What are aluminium cans made out of?


#302

Can.

What shape is FLARD usually in?


#303

Sometimes plasma, other times dirhombic, yet other times icosahedronal, but usually [REDACTED].

If horses are part of nature, can a kick from a horse be called a force of nature?