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#121

Because you haven't looked deep inside the Cheddar.

404?


#122

504 Brain overload.

if true == false then returns null? what if paradox is kill?


#123
<php
$kill = fopen("death_methods.life", "w")

if ($kill < "@BitByte") {
  kill @BitByte;
  echo "@BitByte has died, would you like like to restart?"
} else {
  kill @The_Doctors_Life;
  echo "Hahaha, that's what happens when you don't kill @BitByte"
}
if bob = false ($kill < "@BitByte") {
goto $kill
echo "starting all over again"
} else {
start $kill = "everyone"
echo "And that kids, is why you never let goto fail"
?>

How come I like php so much, yet haven't done java yet?


#124

Because do you even c# bro?
If I false do I null?


#125

{
if false = null
do ("kill bot & tom")
} else {
echo "fail"
}


#126

Error, syntax error on token " expected string + ? After token.
What does IQ stand for?


#127

1 Direction

this sentence is false?


#128

because 1/0 = java.lang.ArithmeticException: / by zero
why does bacon?


#129

Because Pig.

Who is Cicada 3301 do what?


#130

die.

Why does Sponge Bukkit?


#131

Green.

How does dog squeak?


#132

die.

Why does can't return true/false?


#133

Because returning true is false.

Where are the high-potassium potatoes?


#134

they are where null returns true != 9000.

I can has cookie?


#135

Cookie can has you.

POTATERS?!?!


#136

No, its about 3:30pm.


#137

Potato: 404 Potato potato potato.

I can has potato?


#138

No, Lamppost.

Why is Potater: 418?


#139

Death
why is false=true+5=jfdfkdf?


#140

Because +!!

How come you 'drive through' when you 'stop'?