Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


#101

What happens if @BitByte.exe returns false when returns true?


#102

Stuff
Why does Cat return banana when a player jumps 10 times?


#103

Cats climb.
Why does snow snow?


#104

Because rain is kill.

Why does ice cream ice cream tbh imo afaik?


#105

Because Apples hacking.
Why does Sponge?


#106

cat
why does cat?


#107

Because dog. dog
What is potato?


#108

It's pronounced poe-tot-oh.

if else returns null then try throws continue returns true?


#109

Justin Beiber

Why do tweet on twitter?


#110

Justin Bieber

if(facebook == myspace){
universe.implode
}?


#111
<?php
$s = facebook("MySpace");

if ($s < "facebook") {
    echo "You have died due to a universal explosion";
} else {
    echo "Oh look, A deer"
}
?>
<!DOCTYPE HTML>
<html>
    <head>
         <title>bob</title>
    </head>

    <body>
         <p>Yep I code to much<p>
    </body>
</html>

[GAME] That moment when
#112

Justin Bieber

What if PHP was kill?


#113

Simple

<php
$kill = fopen("death_methods.life", "w")

if ($kill < "@BitByte") {
  kill @BitByte;
  echo "@BitByte has died, would you like like to restart?"
} else {
  kill @The_Doctors_Life;
  echo "Hahaha, that's what happens when you don't kill @BitByte"
}
?>

Why is PHP similar to java?


#114

because PHP is kill imo tbh afaik.

If stackoverflow returns negative does it make it stackunderflow?


#115

It makes it


#116

then 404 question not found. @Bitbyte.exe has crashed.

Why is image 404?


#117

what is a stupid question


#118

return yolo;

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


#119

Because people want to know Steven Spielberg's inside story about rainbows.

Was the project finished about a week ago?


#120

if bob returns true
echo "yes"
if janny returns false
echo "LOL derp"

Why haven't I invested time to learn java yet?