Bardic Extrapolation (Rime of the Ancient Sponge)

Yggdrasyl Laboratories disclaim all responsibility and liability for the following work of art.

The Secret Recipe

It started as a consumer beverage
From abandoned Soviet research
Whale Pop gathered no market leverage
With no niche on which it could perch

Simulated Carbonated Blubber
Eco-friendly and high in good oils
Open the can, it doubled in volume
Consume it quick before it spoils

The mad scientists then conspired
Yggdrasyl Labs used RecipeManager
With SpoutCraft and Plugin required
And some novel ideas from Canada

Blend together Fish, Milk and Slime
Sterilise in an oven (or by irradiation)
Side effects growing a green cape sublime
Plus the odd exploding crafting station

Mycelium resulted in half of the tests
We greeted this mutation with approval
Flard blocks saved filling up our chests
Slippery as ice, exploding on removal

Flard has long passed from the server
Green, Blue, Red and Black, all burned
But we offer fish milkshakes to Minerva
For the day when our FLARD is returned.

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