The meeting of Apathetics Anonymous has been cancelled due to lack of interest
What's On-Topic for Off-Topic?
The multitudes are wondering
Will anything random do the trick
Or even mis-posted blundering?
Can Off-Topic posts even exist
In this mysterious written nether?
Poems, polemics, a shopping list
All possible subjects it will weather
Perhaps this very composition
Betrays these implicit rules
On- and Off-Topic by definition
Made just to annoy pedantic fools