Returning from nowhere to demonstrate brane still works.
Here is a haiku for the complex and vanishing number of math groupies.
Erdos Number 0
Theorems from Caffeine -
Baristas: Secret Masters
Of the Universe
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All for one, and one for the road. This is your daily poeming, thank FLARD
Freedom of Choice
The Lounge needs enhancing
With fancy Poll dancing
By bipolar bears in a scrum
All the options contrary
Multiple choice necessary
Moderated by deaf blind and dumb
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What else can we do whilst waiting for sponge, but destroy the Universe as a Goat?
Sponge vs Goat
Traveling all in the same boat
Sponge barely keeps us afloat
When we get there
Will the API be bare
Griefed by a simulated goat?
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After a sustained lull, the gunfight begins again. Hats already full of holes, they look for something that hasnât been shot yetâŠ
Oh No, Not Again
The house made of Bukkit
Fell when Wolf blew
New D.I.Y. kit Spigot
Hopes yet to pull through
After the hoopla and
Unprecedented exposure
The return of the Wolf
Threatening foreclosure
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ALL HANDS ON DECK! Itâs a hive of activity on Git and elsewhere. THE SKY IS FALLING!
Sponge the Epic: Part 16.667
Stimulated Sponge still too slow
Spigot wins the race to release
But we have FLARD to grease the show
So we sprint to fill the Wiki crease
Santa races Sponge Forge Mod
The first-born implementation
When Heroes no more feel the prod
Of this questionable narration
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After the legendary âEmilyâ troll of internet history, it worries me that gender is still an issue.
Gamer-a-Gender
Gamer-gate ruckus by sweet Jayne
Adam B, ever so manly
Grasping on his joystick firmly
Frightening off any girly
With preposterous glands on the brain
False presumptions forming a moat
Isolating a band of mindless
Sexist yahoos on their island
Yet it is all utter blindness:
On the net no-one knows youâre a goat
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Try the new Sponge, with 100% less Drama!
An API Appears
The story is half-told
As we watch Sponge unfold
Scarcely a day old
API petals fragrant and rich
The final step on the way
Implementation, TBA
Which brings me to say
Where the hellâs my sandwich?
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Here comes my attempt at a poem. Guess whom itâs directed at!*
######*may or may not be super obvious
"Extraordinary" is a difficult word to use in a haiku
FLARDmeister of ours
Eloquent contributor
Held in high regard
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On an obscure corner of the internet, whale song pipes over techno. Meanwhile, this.
Fellowship of the Sponge
At Sponge Deep they dug in to wait
For the foe to appear at the gate
No dread thing eventuated
So the weary Heroes celebrated
Thirsty before the next great task
They tapped the giant arcane cask
A villager cried as he drowned in Flard
âTheyâre taking the Spigot to Isengard!â
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I dreamed I wrote a poem on an unsecure google document with an army of monkeys
Hack-proof Poem
This small sonnet is here to decl4re
That KILROY WAS HERE and everywh3r3
BUY FLARD TODAY is therefore Pr0ved
Everything is safe @ [URL removed]
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SPOILER ALERT => Hereâs a sneak peek at the new Sponge Wiki Documentation.
This is the new home page intro text, put to verse and bent considerably in the process.
Like if you want to see it as a PR 
Sponge Docs
Welcome to the rhyming Sponge Documentation
Sponge lets you write hermetic Minecraft mods
That work across major updates, in all odds
Free open source API and soon, implementation
Sponge API is a standard, like the DVD format
Guiding how to carry out plugin construction
Just as a DVD needs a DVD Player to function
Sponge plugins need a welcoming API doormat
Sponge provides both, defining API standard
And a way to run plugins with Minecraft Forge
A familiar platform to many, soon to emerge
But no downloads yet, the Eagle hasnât landed.
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A Presentation on the state of Sponge, by Darth-Muppet.
Unpublished
The wiki was broken,
So we went to the docs,
They prescribed pokinâ
With used IRC socks
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Unusual calculations yielding interesting results. The world has limits in space and time
To quote a greater Bard, â⊠lost in space, and lost in time. And Meaning.â
The Short Life of a Server
Even in a perfect world
Brand new server flag unfurled
No power fails, no system crash
Owners never short on cash
Minecraft server life is fixed
To 3.4 years (at most) in ticks
Then the world ends, like the song
Unless we hack the Int to Long
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YggdrasylLabs/Arcturus-CON 2014
A reminiscence of an excellent meal. It makes me hungry just thinking about itâŠ
Owexz vs Steak
The group of O arrived
Upon my wacky Island
And exhausted themselves in the mountains
When finally we met
Their backs and legs bent
Having traveled on trails beyond counting
We re-energised their will
At the Ball and Chain Grill
We could barely maintain our composure
Appearing before us
A real carnivores chorus
The Steaks were like deep-fried ambrosia
Many salads were eaten
Oâs Porterhouse beaten
Undefeated, guests retired to their rest
Then back on the mainland
They see their plane land
Somewhat heavier than when it had left
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This has absolutely nothing to do with anything. I have no idea what I was doing, FLARD made me do it.
A Tale of Kami and FLARD
Friendly Kami, too many to list
For sharpened wits
We thank them
An alcoholic alchemist
Summoned the spirits
Then drank them
Now he travels and writes his annals
Drinking only FLARD
He truly thinks
So he channels wisdom onto panels
A caution learned hard
Donât mix drinks
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Those steaks were utterly amazing. <3
Though not as good as Tassie cheese, need more Tassie cheese. MUST HAVE CHEESE. And yes, the plane did end up landing heavier, on account of all the Hartz drinks we smuggled out, why do you have so much good stuff?
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Translate, translate, then translate again. I wonder what our wikiDocs look like to a Roman?
All mistakes are deliberate, including thinking of, writing and publishing this
Spönge TranslÄted
The humble water-towel awaits
Presenting in altered Smelter
Free liberty sharing traits
Wise heads blended in melter
All can aid absorbents crew
Ask for shove to code on public
To make nice things for me and you
Welcome to Washrag republic
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A drunken short poemâŠ
Sponges are mellow
Can you blame a fellow
Just like my piss
Which is also yellow
Thank youâŠ
Oh well, one canât fault a fellow for trying. Welcome to the Bardic Circle
Sponge Soaks
To report or reply, it comes down to this:
Are you really trying to take the piss?
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Tales from the Nord
Reported offtopic retoric birthed from a hole most historic.
Redundant Troll Besieged
A mighty fortress unforthed
Redundant Troll Besaged
The fire has fallen the war has won
Redundant Troll BegoneâŠ