Granted but he likes the wish and doesn’t want to corrput it,
I wish sponge would use @Jake0oo0’s sponge site.
Granted, but he turns it into a blank website just before transition.
I wish everything made sense.
Granted, but fgnjrengvklerjnvklenrvenkrgtvnrklentv
I wish @12AwsomeMan34 would have thought that through
Granted, but he would’ve made a paradox and made less sense.
I wish I had a motive to read all 880 of these wishes.
Granted, but then you loose all ability to concentrate on anything else.
I wish I hadn’t read all 881 of these wishes. (Which still haven’t gotten Reader badge on Sponge Forums 
)
granted, but you don’t remember making the wish so you end up reading them again anyway.
i wish i had the ability to build anything other than small houses and some form of phallus.
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Granted, but you loose the ability to preform the building and can not express how to build it.
I wish I knew what to put on the wiki pages…
[quote=“Kodfod, post:889, topic:1836”]
I wish I knew what to put on the wiki pages…
[/quote]Granted you put <Hi I am a dork and eat my feet!> No you can not read what I put do to < making it invisible.
I wish @Kodfod would look up mediawiki
granted, but you’re doomed never to be able to organize what you decide to put.
i wish i was free from my homework. dare you ninja me, @The_Doctors_Life
granted, but he’s still cursed to put No you can not read what I put do to < making it invisible on a page.
i wish i had a spinny ch–
@Kodfod i give up
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Granted, but you gotta make the wiki look pretty
Granted, but I already knew mediawiki so I gained redundant knowledge.
I wish I could format text to look pretty 
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Granted you use bbcode on html
I wish I made a wish.
Sneaky timelords edit their posts, apparently from the past, and then pretend there was no mistake at all.
Granted, but they wish for a wish.
I wish I had all the money in the world.
Granted, but then money becomes worthless.
I wish I knew what to wish -_-
granted, but you only get the one wish. ouch.
I wish I once again had a job related to development or sysadmin.
Granted, but… now everyone eats with their butts.
I wish for a big, black, juicy meatball. This is not a PewDiePie reference.
Granted, but now you clearly have to eat that big, black, juicy meatball, with your butt.
I’m not even going to ask.
I wish I could skip the next 5 hours at work, and start my weekend early.
Granted you left work and have been fired,
I wish You weren’t fired
Granted but now @kuro_chou works at a mexican restaurant cleaning toilets. shudders
I wish i wouldn’t have thought of that.