Granted, however EE2 is incompatible with all other mods.
I wish Notch would come back to Minecraft.
Granted, you get 2FPS in the new update.
I wish that I had another wish
1 Like
Granted, your wishes can only be used to wish you had less wishes.
I wish Gaben would make Half Life 3.
1 Like
Granted, only for Wii U
I wish I got paid for sleeping
1 Like
Granted, but you now have a newborn baby to take care of.
I wish I could code things just by thinking them.
1 Like
Granted, but the code only appears in your mind.
I wish everything I coded ran perfectly the first time.
Granted, but everything comes out as Assembly.
I wish for a new phone.
1 Like
Granted,you get a pay phone
I wish the friend zone didn’t exist
Granted. Friends no longer exist.
I wish for a bowl of pudding.
2 Likes
Granted. The pudding will kill you.
I wish for unlimited time to do whatever I want.
Granted, you dont want to do anything.
I wish I could quit smoking.
1 Like
@Billy
Granted, but now you are addicted to drugs instead,
I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.
1 Like
@BungeeTheCookie Granted, but:
public void onWish(WishEvent e) {
if(e.corrupt(true)) {
e.setCancelled(true)
}
}
Edit: I wish that C# didn’t scare me.
Granted, but you are now terrified of anything that even resembles code.
I wish for MLG programmer skills.
1 Like
Granted, but you can only be hired by EA.
I wish for a better computer.
Granted, but Minecraft runs at only 2 FPS max.
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted, but it’s rotten.
I wish that minecraft was made by another company 
Granted, but it’s EA and they have in-game ads and ruin it.
I wish for breakfast.
Granted, but the eggs are half done, the bacon is raw and the toast is moldy.
I wish to the best PvPer
Granted, but you are also blind and play by sound, and you soon go deaf.
I wish I didn’t need 70,000 calories per day just to keep warm and active.
(not exaggeration sadly… )