Granted, but it needs to be charged for 3 hours to go 1 mile.
I wish for donuts.
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Granted, but then the Grinch steals all of your keys.
I wish that everyone was nice in the world.
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Granted, but you’re now fat
I wish for @ButterDev to be less fat
Granted, but
I wish for a million dollars.
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Granted, but you get mugged and you lose it all along with your thumbs
I wish for linux to support adobe products (or adobe to support linux, or linux to build houses out of adobe bricks)
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Granted, but Microsoft then buys Adobe and only allows it for Windows.
I wish Jesus will come back already.
Granted, he’s arrested for getting high (cause he’s a hippie)
I wish Jesus would not be arrested
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@hunterboerner
Granted, but he sends you to Hell for blasphemy, since he is not a hippie.
I wish you were not in Hell.
Granted, He gets stuck in limbo
I wish i could order free amazon packages
Granted, but only prime members can order packages.
I wish for a unicorn.
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@ButterDev Granted, but they are a North Korean conspiracy.
I wish I would just make a mod already.
Granted, but it doesn’t work no matter how hard you try.
I wish Destiny 2 would come out for Xbox One tomorrow.
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(Ignore the Reply to DarkArcana, Whoops)
Granted, The online features don’t work
I wish Metal Gear Solid V would come out for PC already
Granted, but it’s overrun by bugs the next day and the devs stop developing and discontinues the game.
I wish for a pie.
Granted
I wish I owned Nvidia
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Granted, but Wolverness sends nVidia DMCA takedown request then your emplyees all quit on the same day and the company goes bankrupt and dissolves into nothing.
I wish I wasn’t hungry.
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@Billy Granted, but you also can never eat anything ever again.
I wish Linux made a competent desktop (year of the desktop).
Granted, but it turns into a closed-source pile of windows XP
I wish I worked on Sponge.
Granted, but then you DMCA it.
I wish C# didn’t give me nightmares.
Granted, Lisp gives you nightmares
I wish EE2 was continued