granted, but it creates a black hole that destroys the phone and only you,
I wish @thecodewarrior would have thought his/her through.
Granted, I decide to think it over/under/around instead of through.
I wish this thread wouldn’t die.
Granted, but you killed it!
I wish @thecodewarrior didn’t do that. 
Granted, But only 9 year old kids who can’t handle grammar post.
I wish I knew what happened in every TV Show ever
Granted. but you now have so much TV knowledge you don’t know anything else.
I wish everyone respected grammar.
Granted, But that destroys most memes.
I wish I wasn’t forever alone.
Granted, you are forever being tackled.
I wish everyone respected grammar except where grammar-less-ness is appropriate.
Granted, but ain’t nobody got time for dat
I wish @thecodewarrior would have thought of a different wish.
Granted, he wished @The_Doctors_Life was kill.
I wish @The_Doctors_Life would have thought that through.
Granted but,
I wish @BitByte thought that through
Next wish?
Granted, 404 NOT FOUND
I wish @kuro_chou would have made a working wish.
Granted, I wish the doctor had lived his 10th regeneration forever.
Granted, But my life doesn’t work that way
I wish @kuro_chou would like Capaldi a little more
[email protected] $ resolve wish
ERR: unable to fulfill wish for @The_Doctors_Life!
Please allocate time to @kuro_chou, for observation of Capaldi
I wish @The_Doctors_Life had the authority to give me vacation time, to watch Doctor Who.
Granted, 404 corrupt not found.
I wish this thread would be closer to 9000
Granted but reasons
I wish @The_Doctors_Life would have thought that through.
Granted, now @The_Doctors_Life can’t think!
I wish for snow that doesn’t make Canada cold or hot!
(Think about that!)
brrrrrr
Granted, it is now -500 degrees in Canada and feels like 1000 degrees
I wish @Nightpaw would have thought that through
Granted, but your wish was ignored because WOOT 1000+ posts!
I wish the thread was 1337 posts now.