Granted, But i replied back and now this thread has 1338 post.
I wish @BitByte thought that through.
Granted, but @BitByte.exe stopped working
I wish someone would completely rewrite @BitByte.exe or make something different for granting wishes? I’m tired of @BitByte.exe crashing all the time.
Granted, but it is written by the developers of windows XP so it’s even worse.
I wish i had more twitter followers.
cough @OscarShrimpton cough
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Granted, but now you have no real life friends.
I wish most people realize the above is possible and likely when one becomes absorbed in social media.
Granted, but social inertia causes them to ignore their new findings.
I wish that the world revolved around Corrupt-A-Wish.
Granted but now:
Error detected in w.revolve.around.selection:
Cannot read variable “w.revolve.around.equals(blizzard.corrupt-a-wish)”;
Forcing restart:
Resseting variable to w.revolve.around.equals(star.sun);
I wish @Squawkers13 did not cause the world to crash.
Granted but you make the world crash.
I wish wordpress was gone.
Granted, now there are no more websites anymore
I wish @WetSponge would realize that people who can’t code websites need something like wordpress.
Granted except other CMSs have something as simple as {{content}} and can generate static pages.
I Wish people would migrate from wordpress.
I did not mean that literally… 
Granted, but everyone migrates to Blogger, which leaves them depressed, so they migrate back.
I wish that web hosting was free.
Granted but every website gets REALLY slow
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes
Granted, corrupted wish.
I wish @WetSponge would have thought that through.
Granted, I think of a plan to kill you ( For clarification, I’m joking )
I Wish i was good at coding.
Granted, you have no computer to put your code into.
error 404 wish not found
} else {
echo “Wish could not be corrupted”
Why did @kenzierocks not wish anything?
Because I’m really tired.
I wish I wasn’t so tired.
Granted
I did I not corrupt @kenzierocks wish?
Error in syntax, expected “I wish” but found “I Did” instead.
I wish everyone used proper wish syntax.
Granted.
Syntax syntax = new SpongePowered.getForum().getThread(general, offtopic, corruptawish);
Random random = ButterDevAPI.getRandomText(chars=12);
syntax.setSyntax(line1="Granted, but" + getPoster.getWishCorruptReason(), line2="I did" + random);
I did a pseudocode.
I wish for a Pop-Tart.
Granted, its pseudocode flavored.
I wish pseudocode didn’t taste horrible.