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Here, I’ll start:

You guys are all coding in Java because you can't C #.
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I'll be done by the deadline
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It’ll be done soontm

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You guys might like this: https://reddit.com/r/programmerhumor

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When you’re trying to fix a bug and after many hours of fixes you find you used the wrong variable in the wrong place

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Saying Java is a good programming language because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal is good because it works an all genders.

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When someone obfuscates their JavaScript code and you just deobfuscate it on a random site.