or you could use IntelliJ as your rust IDE
TCP jokes are way too long and verbose. I’d tell you a UDP joke instead (they’re shorter), except there’s one problem: you might not get it.
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that’s a hardware problem.
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How many 1.8 users does it take to change a lightbulb? 100, 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain that the old one was better.
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When a player on your server complains because one of your moderators just warned someone instead of banning him
When you worked the whole night to get a nasty bug fixed but people still complain it took soooo long
When someone asks a coding questions and people reply “that’s client side”, “don’t think that works”, “there’s no API for that” but you post a workaround that works
When someone replies wrongly to a legit question at programming forums
When someone you are paid to work with advises you to “IDK just make it static”
When you are new to the internet so you flirt with someone who has a female avatar
When a user claims he’d do stuff on your server waaaay better than you but you know he doesn’t know shit
When you fixed the server and make a forum post to say it’s back online but you only get 2 likes
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interviewer: what is your biggest strength?
me: i am a quick learner
interviewer: what is 11*11
me: 65
interviewer: not even close, 121
me :121
that’s how machine learning works =))
source: apknite
and the best way to save your code?
haha, what a legend!