The Random IRC Quotes Thread

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@Falkreon made my day today:

Falkreon> octo: idk, you've been active here and on the forums, I feel like you're still a part of the process.

@blizzardo1 & @Falkreon:

<Blizzardo1> how many flagged contributors does it take to review one PR
<octoshrimpy> that sounds like a joke
<Falkreon> Answer: None. It failed travis build
<Falkreon> :D
<octoshrimpy> :D
<Blizzardo1> -,-
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@BitByte @phroa @lukegb @riking @mrx18

[00:43:07] 24* Shroom_Agent has quit (Quit: Sweet dreams)
[00:44:14] 18<h0us3cat18> Make me and sandwich
[00:44:24] 18<h0us3cat18> a*
[00:44:29] 18<phroa18> ampersandwich
[00:44:40] 18<phroa18> …get it?
[00:44:41] 18<phroa18> and sandwich
[00:44:43] 18<phroa18> ;_;
[00:44:53] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 lol
[00:45:46] 18<MRX18> permission denied, h0us3cat
[00:45:50] 18<MRX18> please use sudo
[00:45:55] 18<MRX18> > sudo make me a sandwich
[00:46:15] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 I love how making a website from scarage the first time goes from hard to easy to hard to easy ect.
[00:46:55] 18<phroa18> as in, first time ever, or starting a new project from the initial ‘rails new’ or eqiv.
[00:47:11] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 very first time
[00:47:16] 18<phroa18> ah
[00:47:26] 18<phroa18> may the odds be ever in your favour
[00:48:04] 18<Riking18> MRX, pkexec make me a sandwich
[00:48:05] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 When I can find the info for it, they are do ever in my favour (I read the books)
[00:48:32] 18<lukegb18> Riking: POLICYKIT REQUIRES YOU TO AUTHENTICATE
[00:48:39] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 I would have said MRX phroa me a sandwitch
[00:48:45] 18<phroa18> no
[00:49:08] 18<Riking18> p…a…s…s…w…0…r…d…1
[00:49:12] 18<MRX18> UAC plz make me a sandwich
[00:49:15] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 but I am not in the “sudors” file
[00:50:48] 20* The_Doctors_Life 30takes a mouse pionts it at MRX, says "phroa me a sandwitch, NOW!!"
[00:51:17] 18<phroa18> mouse?
[00:51:22] 18<phroa18> do you even terminal?
[00:51:30] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 "keep it pg"
[00:51:38] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 so yes mouse
[00:51:49] 18<phroa18> I, uh
[00:51:56] 18<phroa18> don’t even know what word you would use in place of mouse
[00:51:58] 18<phroa18> but okay
[00:52:03] 18<waterpicker18> Hello everybody
[00:52:35] 20* The_Doctors_Life 30Feels good cause phroa doesn’t know how to respond
[00:52:40] 18<Riking18> ==== AUTHENTICATING FOR org.freedesktop.policykit.exec ===
[00:52:40] 18<Riking18> Authentication is needed to run `/bin/echo’ as the super user
[00:52:52] 18<Riking18> :stuck_out_tongue:
[00:53:29] 18<lukegb18> pkexec is like the most shouty tool ever
[00:53:34] 18<MRX18> lol
[00:53:37] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 Let’s try this again
[00:54:42] 20* The_Doctors_Life 30Takes a Spoon points it at MRX, says "phroa me a Sandwitch and no one get’s hurt"
[00:54:59] 19 You have been kicked from 22#sponge by 26phroa (20except you)
[00:55:14] 18<phroa18> :stuck_out_tongue:
[00:55:30] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 but it’s pg
[00:56:02] 18<yamar18> oooh… random cameras yay
[00:56:19] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 Fine here it comes…
[00:56:40] 18<yamar18> found a gokart racetrack with a panable camera… heh,
[00:56:42] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 I’m So Adjective I verb nouns.
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[00:57:21] 18<yamar18> hold up a spork and we’ll fire you out of a cannon into the sun.
[00:57:27] 18<Riking18> Choose identity to authenticate as (1-43):
[00:57:33] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 5
[00:57:53] 20* The_Doctors_Life 30wonders if he was to quick to decide
[00:58:05] 18<Riking18> Enter password for joke_account:
[00:58:12] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 d2h3zgh12azna6e5th1538
[00:58:21] 18<Riking18> ==== AUTHENTICATION COMPLETE ===
[00:58:34] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 I used my random password generator
[00:58:58] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 it’s called, Key slapper
[00:59:11] 20<The_Doctors_Life>30 and key hitter

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spongewiki is such fun.

<lukegb> I like Sphinx
<sk89q> I like u bby
<lukegb> sk89q: txt me bbz
<sk89q> y u never call back
<lukegb> YOU LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER SPONGE
* Dark-Arcana grabs some popcorn.
<sk89q> lies and slander
* lukegb storms out
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That OP though :’(

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Reviving this thread:

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MineBot has changed mode: +o phroa
phroa: so that’s what ctrl-f4 does
Deamon: haha
Mumfrey: /slow clap

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From #spongedocs

[18:53] <Owexz> I've thought of making a FLARD plugin, but there is no way that I could recreate the entire functionality of FLARD.

[18:55] <DotDash> You could just make the basics

[18:55] <DotDash> call it bFLARD

[18:55] <ButterDev_> FLARD plugin? I'd chip in

[18:56] <gratimax> you cannot chip into FLARD, it's a jelly-like substance

[18:56] <gratimax> although describing it as jelly-like is a vulgarization of its true form

[18:56] <Inscrutable> Most of the behaviour of FLARD is through emergent phenomena. That same kind of thing that appeared early Minecraft Alphas, called "Features"

[18:57] <Owexz> It needs to be edible, explosive, gelatinous, luminescent, etc.

[18:57] <gratimax> Did you know that FLARD does not move? It stays put. The universe moves around it

[18:57] <Inscrutable> SOme of those phenomena may cause things like Crashes, or the end of the Universe. Depending on which way you look at it.

[18:58] <Owexz> A plugin would need to utilise some inherent randomiser in order to alternate across the wide variety of uses that FLARD can have.

[18:58] <ButterDev_> Waaaaiiiitt.....

[18:58] <DotDash> You can chip in by dipping your chip into it ;)

[18:58] <ButterDev_> FLARD = 42?

[18:58] <gratimax> lol don't be silly

[18:58] <gratimax> 42 is a number

[18:58] <ButterDev_> 42 is The Answer

[18:58] <ButterDev_> Ask Goog;e

[18:59] <DotDash> Substance =/= Number

[18:59] <ButterDev_> Ask Google

[18:59] <gratimax> answer to what?

[18:59] <ButterDev_> https://www.google.com/#q=what+is+the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything

[18:59] <DotDash> life, the universe, and everything

[18:59] <ButterDev_> 42.

[18:59] <gratimax> nope, haha got you

[18:59] <gratimax> did you guys even read the book

[18:59] <Inscrutable> what doyoug et

[18:59] <DotDash> Long time ago

[19:00] <ButterDev_> Also, 6*9 = 42

[19:00] <ButterDev_> My fav book

[19:01] <gratimax> A race of hyperintelligent beings construct a computer with the *intention* of finding the answer to life, the universe, and everything. They ask it for the answer to the ultimate question, which it gives as 42

[19:01] <Inscrutable> He was a great author. I think I read the lot. 

[19:01] <ButterDev_> The supercomputer's name was Deep Thought.

[19:01] <ButterDev_> Who designed the ultimate supercomputer, named Earth.

[19:02] <Inscrutable> What we demand are rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty

[19:02] <gratimax> However, they soon realize that the computer answered the wrong question (at least, not the one they wanted). What they thought was the ultimate question, the answer to life the universe and everything, was wrong. A different question was the "ultimate question"

[19:02] <gratimax> So they ask it what the ultimate question is, and it tells them that it does not know. And yes, it builds another supercomputer to find out, which is called Earth

[19:02] <Owexz> A randomiser could operate on the following basis: Earth-Moon Distance * ASX 200 * GMT * Population of Tasmania * Bugs listed on the MC JIRA * Earth's average temperature * 42

[19:03] <ButterDev_> Well

[19:03] <Owexz> Should give us a wide enough range.

[19:03] <ButterDev_> Now I have to make that.

[19:03] <gratimax> So in fact, the book isn't about 42 or the answer to anything. The book is about discovering the ultimate question

[19:03] <ButterDev_> Curse u Owexz


[19:03] <gratimax> And it's sad that no one knows this and the lie continues that 42 is actually the answer

[19:04] <Owexz> ButterDev_, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

[19:04] <Inscrutable> Heh I use that a lot

[19:04] <ButterDev_> YOU HAVE INCONVIENIENCED ME!

[19:04]  * ButterDev_ bans Owexz

[19:04] <gratimax> Owexz: turns out that RNG isn't cryptographically secure, it depends on time

[19:04]  * ButterDev_ bans gratimax

[19:04] <gratimax> better luck next time?

[19:04] <Owexz> Oh wait, misquoted that.
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[17:37] <ButterDev_> Hello world!
[17:37] <DotDash> Hello world!
[17:37] <ButterDev_> Copycat
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3:14 PM <simon816> OK I get().get().get().get() it now

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2:30 PM <ButterDev_> Linux command :D sudo apt-get install virus

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2:35 PM <ButterDev_> Zidane: that gave me an idea! ore install PluginName
2:35 PM <zml> been discussed a lot ButterDev_
2:36 PM <ButterDev_> Oh
2:36 PM — ButterDev_ walks away
2:37 PM <zml> may happen, but ore has not yet progressed enough
2:38 PM <ButterDev_> I already walked away
2:38 PM <ButterDev_> I'm sorry

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