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Upon being notified that #sponge-website was closing:
16:42 Jake0oo0 | yea but i can swear in here…and I can’t in Sponge
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how did i even get on there 
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rbos:
I see grammar and punctuation as basic respect for the reader; if you don’t structure your sentences, you’re saying to the reader that you don’t value their time. Your time is so much more valuable that you can’t be arsed to spend half a second to learn how to use apostrophes correctly.
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It’s the best, and most true comment in this thread.
Might want to remove the joins/parts…
<Stefenatefun> Go one.
<Stefenatefun> on*
<IIRCPounder____> Go one?
<IIRCPounder____> GO ONE YOURSELF
<Stefenatefun> GO ONE YOURSELF TOO.
* Stefenatefun ones IIRCPounder____
<IIRCPounder____> LET'S GO ONE OURSELVES
* IIRCPounder____ ones with Stefenatefun
<octo|CSS> ...
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[21:09:08] <+Grum> garbagemule: besides that, i’m a person, i can
be where-ever the f%$# i want to go irregardless of if i’ve worked on
Bukkit for years previously or my current employment
[21:26:26] <+Grum> there is little left to say, the community has kinda murdered bukkit on the spot
Note: language censored by me
Was it the real Grum? What else did he say?
[18:15] <chylex> wasn't this channel about some minecraft stuff?
[18:15] <Muny> what's minecraft?
[18:15] <Stefenatefun> No, what are you talking about? :|
[18:16] <chylex> eh, my fault, sorry
[18:16] <Muny> is that one of those new computer programs the kids use?
[18:16] <Stefenatefun> Is that what a nerd uses?
[18:16] <smbarbour> This channel is about cleaning supplies.
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<chylex> remember kids - if everything works the way it is supposed to, wake up
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[23:48] <@phroa> mwahahahaaaa
[23:49] <@Owexz> We know of phroa's plans.
[23:49] <@Owexz> (He just wants some cake.)
[23:49] * hansolo669 bakes cake
[23:50] *** Caaaake ([email protected]) joined
[23:50] <NolanSyKinsley> lies
[23:50] <Caaaake> you rang?
[23:50] <NolanSyKinsley> more lies
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<Grum> what on earth is a cID? or do you mean carreerId?
<Grum> did we suddenly get a shortage of letters to use in our editors?
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[07:05:07] <jacklin213> grum <3 your words of wisdom has enilighted me
[07:05:15] <Grum> just trying to apply common sense
[07:05:20] <Grum> i struggle with this shit at lot as well
[07:05:30] <jacklin213> may be common sense for you
[07:05:34] <jacklin213> but its like OMG to me
[07:05:38] <Grum> no, i tried to solve it with common sense
[07:06:02] <Grum> 'telling your problem to a stuffed teddybear' often lets you solve it by realising you made a silly logic-error
[07:06:37] <Grum> i had an inflatable spongebob before :P
[07:06:53] <Grum> and i would literally take it upstairs to a meeting room and talk to it >.>
[07:07:00] <Grum> and then often solve my problem :p
Oh @Grum you make me laugh
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Yes it is. He is idling the channel atm.
So true… 
[14:06] <Aesen> open.the.door.get.on.the.floor.everybody.do.the.net.split
//edit: Asen wanted context:
[14:00] ---netsplit---
[14:04] <Aesen> .split should be a TLD
[14:04] <Aesen> and someone should register net.split
[14:04] <Leo_Verto> and sell it for 10k
[14:04] <Aesen> 100m*
[14:04] <Scavy> that would be epic to have a irc server with that name ;)
[14:04] <Aesen> irc.net.split
[14:05] <Leo_Verto> you could even sell subdomains for a lot of money
[14:05] <Techjar> heh
[14:05] <Muny> we.never.net.split
[14:05] <Aesen> *connets*
[14:05] <Aesen> connects*
[14:05] <Aesen> *netsplit occurs*
[14:05] <Muny> Lies!
[14:05] <Scavy> i.survived.the.irc.net.split
[14:05] <RikSolo> XD
[14:05] <hansolo669> everyone.net.split
[14:05] <Aesen> do.the.net.split
[14:06] * Muny netsplits
[14:06] <hansolo669> get.on.the.net.split
[14:06] <Aesen> open.the.door.get.on.the.floor.everybody.do.the.net.split
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<Amaranth> I was a COBOL dev being groomed for a job working on [the MasterCard] codebase
<Amaranth> I got better.
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<octo|away> im tempted to switch to linux, but backing up the things I got on here would be a pain.
<TheFluffyWalrus> I def like hexchat better than irc