The Random IRC Quotes Thread

9:19 PM <ButterDev_> Well, stop having fun!

<phroa> CHOO CHOOO

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Sounds like phroa’s hype train will be coming by soon.

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<Xemiru> ohay spongie
<phroa> go drunk you’re home
<Kashike> I swear to drunk I’m not god

<gratimax> Xemiru: <3 https://gist.github.com/gratimax/ba590128a05cf5b82e8b
<Xemiru> all four*
<kenzierocks> gratimax: add the bold to the file
<kenzierocks> it’s missing the bold
<Xemiru> oh
<DotDash> gratimax, howareyoudoingtoday?
<Xemiru> wait what
<Xemiru> woo, i’m the embodiment of @gratimax’s annoyance -3-
<Xemiru> unintentionally*
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #27: people who put the asterisk after a correction instead of before
<Xemiru> i don’t understand the part where you jumped to #57 and then back to #27
<DotDash> who puts correction astericks before?
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #28: people who forget to capitalize “I”
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #28: people who misspell “asterisk”
<Xemiru> well excuse me for ignoring the most common of grammar conventions when talking online ;=;
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #29: when I forget to increment the number of things that piss me off
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #30: people who don’t get the point of this list
<Xemiru> gg
<DotDash> little things that piss me off more than they should #9001: grammer nazis
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #42: people who misspell “grammar”
<DotDash> it was intentional :wink:
<gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #44: people who misspell “grammar” especially when talking about grammar nazism
<phroa> *Nazism
<Xemiru> was that even a correct correction
<DotDash> xD

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    <DotDash> Nazism is a type of people, so yes it can be counted as such.
    <gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #45: people with really long bind hosts
    <Xemiru> @gratimax do you have this all saved somewhere i can read
    <DotDash> hosts bind long really with people #45: should they than more off me piss that things little
    <Xemiru> damnit dash
    <gratimax> little things that piss me off more than they should #53: scramble up text who people for no reason
    <DotDash> OOOH
    <DotDash> gratimax used in correct grammar!
    <Xemiru> incorrect*
    <Kashike> >in correct
    <gratimax> GAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHH
    <gratimax> ;_;
    <Xemiru> ladies and gentlemen, #spongedocs
    <Xemiru> wanna see scrutable write a poem about this entire scenario
    <gratimax> Xemiru: The list is not done yet. Err, forget I said that. It’s done, you’re just not worthy enough for me to show it to you yet
    <Xemiru> excuus u
    <Xemiru> i am the cause of numerous entries in that list
    <Xemiru> am very much worth .c.
    <kenzierocks> Xemiru: https://gist.github.com/kenzierocks/7fcd67c42aa47fd86079
    <kenzierocks> working on it slowly
    <gratimax> I am keeping a list
    <Xemiru> might wanna work on keeping it in number order
    <gratimax> I changed some of the numbers around ,though
    <gratimax> YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT
    <gratimax> #30
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<Aesen> /r/littlethingsthatpissgratimaxoff

Hmm.

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[DotDash] Nazism is a type of people

Wot

Don’t we already have /r/mildyinfuriating for that though? :trollface:

What IRC client is that??? haha I must know!

<Kornagan> \o/ I’ve gained regular

  • DotDash claps
    <Kornagan> even though I’m pretty sure I dont meet the requirements :S
  • DotDash claps anyways
  • Kornagan claps himself
  • DotDash also claps himself
    <DotDash> Everybody do the clap!
    <Kornagan> that sound like a new Harlem

@Kornagan

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From my experience, it’s probably hexchat with a dark theme on.

@Inscrutable @ryantheleach

<DotDash> Using current technology, humans could colonize the whole galaxy within 5-50 million years.
<Inscrutable> by which time we’d probably have devolved into mold
<ryantheleach> Humans, Moldly going, where no mold has gone before.

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Zidane: Any unique features you are thinking about DDoS ?
DDoS: yes, but it will be a surprise
Zidane: Very cool
Zidane: I've got some potential ideas to through out you
Zidane: **throw
NodinChan: "I've got some potential ideas to throw out you"
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<Zarthus> You’re not the boss of me!
<Necrodoom> yes i am.
<Zarthus> and i never specified if they were clothed or not

  • Necrodoom whips Zarthus
    <Zarthus> hey hey just in time MyPictures
    <Zarthus> was just talkin’ about your butt and your boobs
    <MyPictures> emmm sure okay
    <zml> <Picture.HotShirtlessMen>
    <MyPictures> zml: If you think so… :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    <zml> not saying it’s you, I just thing everything needs more hot people
    <Necrodoom> and kittens
    <Necrodoom> dont forget kittens
    <zml> true, those are good too
    <zml> also cake
    <Necrodoom> no cake
    <Necrodoom> kittens
    <Necrodoom> http://i.imgur.com/wGFYgwm.gifv (from ribesg)
    <zml> those are adorable
    <zml> new sponge mascot
    <Necrodoom> spokittens
    <zml> spittens
    <Necrodoom> spittens sounds like spit
    <zml> spokittens sounds like spittoon
    <Necrodoom> whats that?
    <zml> spit ding
    <Necrodoom> wot
    <zml> Spittoon - Wikipedia
    <MyPictures> but i look like trash :L
    <Necrodoom> oh
    <Necrodoom> hm
    <zml> MyPictures: Don’t worry, we have trashcans too
    <MyPictures> When I wake up in the morring and see myself in the mirror, I always go “Ewww”
    <zml> aww :confused:
    <Necrodoom> SpongyKitten
    <Necrodoom> MyPictures: no, you are beautiful
    <MyPictures> haha
    <Necrodoom> beautiful as a… um… kitten
    <Necrodoom> yes
    <MyPictures> thx :stuck_out_tongue:
    <MyPictures> youre beautiful too
    <Necrodoom> inb4 the-random-irc-quotes-thread
    <MyPictures> Today I had such bad idea to view a little “realitiy” TV and they showed a lady that ate a lot and when food was out she took empty toilet paper rools and ate them with a glass of milk
    <MyPictures> The writes of those shows are just…
    <MyPictures> probably do everything to get likes
    <Necrodoom> reality shows depend on drama and bizarre
    <Necrodoom> mostly botjh
    <Necrodoom> both*
    <MyPictures> xD
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[Necrodoom] inb4 the-random-irc-quotes-thread

Yep

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RIP @Minecrell, courtesy of @gabizou

<Grum> that said, when your only way of fixing problems is by living in the debugger, you went hugely wrong somewhere else
<gabizou> trying to run minecrell through a debugger is hard enough as it is
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Ya gotta love @wizjany

 <wizjany> i am not sponge's #1 developer
 <wizjany> all hail