You basically post “You know when you are a developer when…” and then a scenario.
You know when you are a developer when you spend a year making the most awesome minigame of all time and only to be rendered useless when Bukkit downloads get DMCA’d the moment you compile your project.
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You know you are a developer when random people you don’t really know offer you 50 bucks to code their scam android app.
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Maulss
September 14, 2014, 9:44pm
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…When people ask you to configure their permissions.
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That doesn’t mean you’re a developer, exactly. All it means is that you know how to configure them.
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Maulss
September 14, 2014, 10:52pm
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It’s what I was getting at. People often ask me to configure their plugins or permissions, because they think it’s what developers do.
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Lolmewn
September 14, 2014, 10:55pm
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you can’t reproduce bugs from users. Every single time.
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You know you’re a developer when, you see someone else’s source and know of a better way to implement it in at least three languages.
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Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:13pm
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You know you are a developer when people say they speak French, and you say you speak C++.
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Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:15pm
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You know you are a developer when the bugs you do reproduce are features.
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You know you are a developer when you copy and paste code off of 15 different tutorials, then post all of your errors saying you coded it right.
Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:20pm
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You know you are a developer when you post all your errors, and they reply back saying “this tutorial was from 5 years ago”.
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Maulss
September 14, 2014, 11:21pm
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You know you are a developer when your features are just a bunch of new bugs.
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Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:22pm
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You know you are a developer when you fix one bug, and two more appear in it’s place.
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Billy
September 14, 2014, 11:23pm
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You know you’re a developer when most people say “Go to Hell,” but you tell people to redirect to /dev/null.
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Haha that’s just darn genius!
Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:29pm
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Gir357
September 14, 2014, 11:33pm
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put (IMG) and (/IMG) around the link but use brackets instead
If you’re a basic member or above, you can simply post the direct link to the image itself and it’ll show up automatically.
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Phase
September 14, 2014, 11:44pm
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You know you are a developer when your code doesn’t work and you have no idea how, and your code works and you have no idea how.
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