You Know You Are A Developer When

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If you say “THEY’RE NOT BUGS, THEY’RE FEATURES” when you mess up.

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You know you are a developer when you say “THEY’RE NOT FEATURES, THEY’RE BUGS” when someone likes anything about your program.

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I’d call that more of a “noob.”

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It’s a little bit of both.

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You know you are a developer when you have a large beard.

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You know you are a developer when you turn a bug into a feature.

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You know you’re a developer when you program Half Life 3 instead of waiting.

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It was already a feature.

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HL3!CONFIRMED. It’s not. :wink:

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Any other conspiracies I should throw out there?

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You know when you are a developer when you end a sentence in ;

I’m not kidding… I started doing that at one point…

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Guilty. Lol.

Cheers!

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You know you’re a developer when you start a project, get to 99% in an hour, and finish it a month later.

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I would say this is when you are not a developer. You never developed anything if you copied it from other people’s work.

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I know this feel.

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nice :smile: :smiley:

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You know you are a developer if you realize months later that code you thought was working was actually not, in some obscure and quiet way.

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You know when you are a developer when summer holidays finish and you try writing that German essay which has to be handed in the next day and you end the sentences with a semi-colon.

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You know you’re a developer when people start stealing your code ^^

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