You know you are a developer when you find learning new languages is fun(like python)
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No, I refuse to believe in humans that couldn’t have fun with python; development experience is not needed, only helpful.
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When you spend 3 days fixing a bug you could have fixed in 3 seconds…
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You know you’re a developer when you spend more time in front of your computer than fighting the bad guys in the Matrix. a little reminder that hackers don’t go around fighting and coding. We just sit at our desks with the air conditioning on. <I finally closed the tags! Woo!>
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You know you are a developer when by the time you have set up source control for a project, continuous integration, decided on a platform, developed, tested, debugged and released the final product you have exceeded the time you would save by having this project by ten fold.
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You know you are a developer when writing a script to automate a task is easier than doing the task youself.
Also, you know you are a developer when a terminal is the only thing you need to get on the internet.
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You know your a developer when writing a script is harder then the task you want to automate is
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You know you’re a developer when you use your text editor more than other software.
#2 <bonus!>
You know you’re a developer when you have people using your software more than you do.
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You know you’re a developer when you average 50 commits a day.
You know you’re a developer when 49 of those commits are to fix annoying bugs in your first commit.
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right in the feels
You know you are a developer when a random woman approaches you in the nightclub and claims to know why you hardly sleep at night, why you live alone and why you sit at your computer.
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When people start asking you to fix their computers and you have to make a distinction between hardware and software. They usually get a bit confused after that and think you must not be a very good developer.
Last 1 percent is always bugs. Im my quadratic solver, it would have taken 5 times longer if I didn’t use VS’s debug. Also,
You know you’re a developer when you get annoyed watching people trying to learn python for the first time.
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You know your a developer when you make a program that auto responds to your mother when your playing.
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You know you’re a developer when you are annoyed at how moorly minecraft is coded
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Trying to say poorly?
‘MOORLY’
You know you’re a developer when you become so used to the keyboard uou program with, you suck at typing when using a different one. (Hence, an iPad)
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You know you’re a developer when you touch type so well that you freak out your friends by typing long sentences while looking at them.
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