cat
why does cat?
Because dog. 
What is potato?
It’s pronounced poe-tot-oh.
if else returns null then try throws continue returns true?
Justin Beiber
Why do tweet on twitter?
Justin Bieber
if(facebook == myspace){
universe.implode
}?
<?php
$s = facebook("MySpace");
if ($s < "facebook") {
echo "You have died due to a universal explosion";
} else {
echo "Oh look, A deer"
}
?>
<!DOCTYPE HTML>
<html>
<head>
<title>bob</title>
</head>
<body>
<p>Yep I code to much<p>
</body>
</html>Justin Bieber
What if PHP was kill?
Simple
<php
$kill = fopen("death_methods.life", "w")
if ($kill < "@BitByte") {
kill @BitByte;
echo "@BitByte has died, would you like like to restart?"
} else {
kill @The_Doctors_Life;
echo "Hahaha, that's what happens when you don't kill @BitByte"
}
?>
Why is PHP similar to java?
because PHP is kill imo tbh afaik.
If stackoverflow returns negative does it make it stackunderflow?
It makes it
then 404 question not found. @Bitbyte.exe has crashed.
Why is image 404?
what is a stupid question
return yolo;
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because people want to know Steven Spielberg’s inside story about rainbows.
Was the project finished about a week ago?
if bob returns true
echo “yes”
if janny returns false
echo “LOL derp”
Why haven’t I invested time to learn java yet?
Because you haven’t looked deep inside the Cheddar.
404?
504 Brain overload.
if true == false then returns null? what if paradox is kill?
<php
$kill = fopen("death_methods.life", "w")
if ($kill < "@BitByte") {
kill @BitByte;
echo "@BitByte has died, would you like like to restart?"
} else {
kill @The_Doctors_Life;
echo "Hahaha, that's what happens when you don't kill @BitByte"
}
if bob = false ($kill < "@BitByte") {
goto $kill
echo "starting all over again"
} else {
start $kill = "everyone"
echo "And that kids, is why you never let goto fail"
?>
How come I like php so much, yet haven’t done java yet?
Because do you even c# bro?
If I false do I null?
{
if false = null
do (“kill bot & tom”)
} else {
echo “fail”
}