Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer


#243

Spying on you, it's a government drone.

Why is the government so nosy?


#244

@gabizou 's dog coded it in his freetime.

Why is butterfly called Schmetterling in German?


#245

Because it sounds angry: SCHMETTERLING!
(german always sounds angry! :smiley: )

why can't i have pizza now? :confused:


#246

Because it's 3 AM. (Somewhere in the world.)

Why is Spongie green?


#247

He's purple
:smile:

Why are we do things of the wings stuff you know thing what mean I?


#248

Not because why.

What would a stupid person do if they weren't stupid?


#249

They would still be stupid.

Sponge powered?


#250

007 :hushed:

08/15?


#251

In other words you failed.

What is a SpongePowered?


#252

It's my mixtape powered by a sponge.

is it fire?


#253

Yes, yes it is.

Have you ever felt you can't not have an anti-matter?


#254

It's all a case of mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter ... :sunglasses:

Catch 22?


#255

404 not found

Did you try turning it off and on again?


#256

Yes it exploded.

A+B=C.
What is C?


#257

#.

How is Freeeeee~~~?


#258

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

:trumpet: :trumpet: :trumpet: :trumpet:

Who is champ?


#259

Spongie is champ!

Chocolate?


#260

CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?!?

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEE!!!!!!

I can haz chocolate?

#261

No, you haz been crashing too much.

Why crash?


#262

Because crush. Why RuntimeException?