'cause the dev was drunk 
why was dev drunk?
java.lang.NullPointerException: dev is null
at com.example.crazypyroeagle.util.Answers.answerQuestion
He wasn’t, he failed to exist.
What is a Sponge?
A pong between an S and an E.
What genre of music is Forge?
Binary
why developer loves coffee so much??
Because the Martians like tea.
Why
com.gmail.neonblue858.fakepackage.NullFlippersException
caused by: com.gmail.neonblue858.fakepackage.FakeTest (method: test, line: 1094932054839408)
?
java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Too much bytecode to load in memory
Why so much code?
Because I’m posting to an old thread.
Why can’t I think of a question?
Because of the deadly necropositis disease you have contracted.
Does necroposting make you a necromancer?
No, but you’re a wizard Harry!
Why can’t I see my forehead?
Because your eye muscles aren’t strong enough.
If two people take up the exact same space at the exact same time, how are they different?
The curvature of their trans-dimensional histogramatical smarticles differ in their fundamental element of intrinsic charge.
How are you today?
By not being yesterday.
Why can’t I drink Java?
It got soaked up by a Sponge.
Does the magic 8 ball know its magic?
“Almost Certainly”
Can I haz chocolate?
No! Because cheeseburger. 
Can i haz a cup of grog?
No, because it’s not metric.
Why do finals exist?
To add a null-terminator.
What is Nvidia × McDonalds?
McVidia.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
No this is pixiction
Who is Drumpf?
I think it’s Spades this hand.
When do fish sleep?