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#263

Because the runtime is negative.

Why NullPointerException?


#264

'cause the dev was drunk :grinning:

why was dev drunk?


#265
java.lang.NullPointerException: dev is null
    at com.example.crazypyroeagle.util.Answers.answerQuestion

He wasn't, he failed to exist.

What is a Sponge?


#266

A pong between an S and an E.

What genre of music is Forge?


#267

Binary

why developer loves coffee so much??


#268

Because the Martians like tea.

Why

com.gmail.neonblue858.fakepackage.NullFlippersException
    caused by: com.gmail.neonblue858.fakepackage.FakeTest (method: test, line: 1094932054839408)

?


#269
 java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Too much bytecode to load in memory

Why so much code?


#271

Because I'm posting to an old thread.

Why can't I think of a question?


#272

Because of the deadly necropositis disease you have contracted.

Does necroposting make you a necromancer?


#273

No, but you're a wizard Harry!

Why can't I see my forehead?


#274

Because your eye muscles aren't strong enough.

If two people take up the exact same space at the exact same time, how are they different?


#275

The curvature of their trans-dimensional histogramatical smarticles differ in their fundamental element of intrinsic charge.

How are you today?


#276

By not being yesterday.

Why can't I drink Java?


#277

It got soaked up by a Sponge.

Does the magic 8 ball know its magic?


#278

"Almost Certainly"

Can I haz chocolate?


#279

No! Because cheeseburger. :stuck_out_tongue:

Can i haz a cup of grog?


#280

No, because it's not metric.

Why do finals exist?


#281

To add a null-terminator.

What is Nvidia × McDonalds?


#282

McVidia.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


#283

No this is pixiction

Who is Drumpf?